Daily Nonsense

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain; it follows the patterns of English text, but makes no sense. This page changes daily. Read it daily.

In cartoons, when one wants to anchor a boat, one just drops an anchor. You again moved your boat past where you wanted your boat to end up anchored, and dropped it into my pocket to give away later.

I just slid the last coin out of that cake pan.

And so I started to tug her into my path, and addressed me. She said they did. I asked about the possibility of shelter from the benchtop, and activated his light rapier lying on the sidewalk, and tried to move confidently now that he suspected the truth.

"So the 'bot is yours?" he asked.

"But sir," said Really Dark Grey With Just A Tinge Of Blue Leader. "And wouldn't you know it, it was 2 in the morning and pick her up."

"Yes sir."

"Do you feel lucky?" asked Vapour menacingly?

"Um, no, my Lord. Uh, it's just that I'm colour-blind in one ear. Puce Five reporting in."

"Puce Six standing by."

"Puce Seven standing in front of me--I spotted her out in front of the seat he occupied; the erstwhile Second Lieutenant Colonel Javamaprandarah Rajamajarandaibuggah was not entirely sure, Master Lurk, too!"

"Don't worry, pal," he said after a moment. "So, uh, what exactly do we mean by 'fluffy animal slippers." Ignoring the question.

"Uh, I did, sir," stammered Lurk into the ship.

"I'm just glad I'm not in a 5730T," he said aloud to the empty space that remained of the rag and go the rest of the night reading _Bird_by_Bird_ by Anne Lamott. She wrote it as a book about the impact on Russia , the object which lay inside.

It was a torch.

He reached the closed pair of double doors at the end. All the sleeping quarters were empty, and the air conditioning and nutrients beneficial to a wide variety of amendments including the uneven "Mondo Barbie" and the esoteric if none too intrepid "forever Barbie", Mattel attempted to follow a few simple rules, including, well, activity like that."

"Perhaps guilt and age have dulled yours," said Vapour. "Join me. We can rule the galaxy.

You're breaking my heart, she wailed.

And then Christina's wristwatch said that my view is alarmist. I've read the rules, and I haven't gone by that name since, oh, about a week after my good friend, Ed, over the head with a baseball mitt and demanded the officer. "Hence the name."

"Sir," said the strange creature.

"Um," said Seepy, thoroughly destroying whatever wiring might lie inside the vagina, but also to create a plug at the entrances to the various restricted labs on the hill. I decided not to jump a fence to get to any of these, though I later learned that what started all this off was a head crash on a disk. The hotel had lost track of which key codes went with which the weapon at a grating, low down in the wall. Carefully he stooped to retrieve that message before the 'bot actually fired, and he deflected each and every one could become more powerful. Not as such."

"Oh?"

"The Hard Side is not more powerful. However, a direct impact from a neutron torpedo anywhere along the installation suggestions. Of which I have given you some pretty powerful hallucinogenics after your accident. Or maybe they simply brainwashed you," said NumNut. "Or was it the Long Rong Dong Pong song? No, that doesn't mean that you can work on your schoolwork?

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. You might also like dadadodo and/or AI Weirdness.