Daily Nonsense

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain; it follows the patterns of English text, but makes no sense. This page changes daily. Read it daily.

A poet stands between heaven and earth contained in your head, nothing escapes the pen in your hand. It's hard not to give in to this 'convenient' way of keeping children 'happy', even if you haven't got much money and you try to improve dioxin monitoring to enforce tolerances set by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is charged by law with regulating the development, distribution, use and disposal of pesticide residue is likely to be consumed. If the RfD is exceeded, the agency takes steps to limit the use of federal racketeering probes at the time.

BANG! it hit us that the converter was not working. We ordered an aftermarket CAT, installed it, and ran another I/M 240. The CO was 164.6gpm, the HC 5.35, and the NOx 0.357gpm. Our jaws hit the floor when we saw those numbers. How could it be? How can all those parts be broken and not really anyone you can call.

A version of a Usenet power tool like HipCrime's somewhat notorious NewsAgent.

NewsAgent was originally created as a power-cancel tool, to let anybody pretend to be anybody else and spawn lots and lots of cancel messages to each other. I'm sure that some participants, even as we speak, are trying to figure out which of their users is being naughty.

Rogue cancels, but many users won't even know you're right and everyone else is wrong.

Well, then, he obviously had the taste to deny himself net access. So there you go.

Geeze, Miz Humphreys. That really pis- uh, that really, uh, bites my nuts.

Most users of "hard" illegal substances in the entirely artificial enrichment, indicating a rich mixture control; and with no codes present we figured we were seeing "engine out" emissions, and that a new catalytic converter was not working on P&T stuff...

I swim. I SCUBA dive. I write: look for my article on the history of beginning with mother's milk.

Back to Logic 101, Herr Genius.

Uh-uh, Chris. Nobabyno.

I've been using that letter since Kublai Khan was a kid and I'm not about to give it up to some SMIRKING NET-TRANSVESTITE.

Ah, travesty. Such a marvelous program; truly, the Turing Test totters today. So let's trash another few k of bandwidth, with the drastically mangled corpse of an unfinished short story...

God's right its face, beckons. They choose sticks, and strong; but refused to hear my words, which walk in the imagination of his evil heart, that they may find it so.

Woe is me for my hurt! my wound is grievous; but I said, Truly this is a grief, and I must bear it.

My tabernacle is spoiled, and all the host of heaven, whom they have worshipped them, and have made his habitation desolate.

The word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? Therefore thus saith the LORD.

Behold, the noise of the generators pumping power to the bumper cars, the Ferris wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex!

Women aren't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you, or holding you in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the Board and those who are blind. Poems fine as jade filigree and coral are common as beans on the plain, endless like air in the world who understand this? and who is he to whom the mouth of the LORD.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. You might also like dadadodo and/or AI Weirdness.