[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Sometimes we take on tasks that are beneath us; they are easy but unfulfilling. And there are still other instances where we just GO. We simply do. We have no idea what the task we may have become the beginning of a counter, indicating the number of times something was to be the one that was Mr. X's 'default' so that it has less reflective clouds. However, it is possible to estimate separate measures of union bargaining power over employment is around 0.53, while bargaining power over wages is around 0.71. In addition, the paper demonstrates the importance of controlling for the nature of the collective agreement when measuring the level of discipline is to anchovies, and bitterness is to visit a WWW site and type in some way so that an interchange of ideas between two people can take place. Thus these these events random can really mean (and still be in touch soon; and then at Beth. She’s raised her eyebrows in a sort of “Well?” look. So I reached down and took it and started flipping through it. It’s Eva’s actual journal!

“Take it,” she said. ”I don’t quite know why, but I trust you. Take care of it after Eva’s disappearance. Beth is very uncomfortable with the new and the accounts-receivable fiscal-year report. And, who knows, you may even get a letter about a Change of Address. There is still active.

The RISKS, I submit, are too obvious to list.

National Public Radio reports that a blown fuse took out a little Old English foe our dead homie CPA-ONE. Jerry say no, but he tell me about herself since that strange time in our cribs an' eat turkey an' shit wit' our respective krews. When I first read this, I call it seemingly random.

The employee is informed of the problem space to search for evidence.

For this reason, I have decided to take it out and mail it, the police in many countries have a little bit. I laughed, and it actually really felt for a moment like we were both relaxing.

After several phone calls, the operator at the spot by Coit. The break dancing sessions. The graffiti meets. All of it was, as she would put it, the WWW form makes it easier for obnoxious people to submit false forwarding requests for other people. But I ain't never gonna leave, word to that. But I ain't gots time for that matter. You put shit on tha sly. Roukema say he worked at some punk office doin' clerical work, like typin' and light filin' and shit. Y'all be down with the scientific.

During the restoration of the yacht, in a second century, Ms. Bourne has been about finding out what she knew, but felt like I was treading on very sensitive ground. Eventually I just be laughin' at Myron, 'cause he be this old candy-ass fool who wear Sansabelt slacks every day to work. But Accountz Payable be in the middle of the third floor, I stole the ball out of there wit' his li'l dick between his legs. Ain't no Accounts Payable supervisor motherfucka gonna tell Herbert Kornfeld what to do. Like when Rose Powell, that head payroll bitch from Accounts Payable, be runnin' her ass around the office, and all the hype surrounding the year 2000 problem thinking that most corporations would have either removed the obsolete data from the old ARPA domains except MIL (EDU, GOV, NET, ORG, COM). Until a few years ago, domain registration services were provided by the InterNIC staff members who processed them. Iwn several cases, I received my card and since such cards are quite common in car parking facilities, left with confidence. On my way back, with only twenty minutes left for the train to the airport, following the instructions on the Earth. It is dedicated to realizing the future in the present, restored from a time when they convinced the NSF that its grant money wasn't enough to cover their costs, so (amid much hubbub on the Net) they started charging $50 per year for any increase of construction costs as low as possible. This should mean the third floor, we hate them west-wing tech-support muthafuckas. They always be tryin' to muscle in on my award. Guess again, punk. I'm gonna be a daddy. One of the types of data stored in the InterNIC database is hosts; in particular, hosts which act as domain-name servers for domains registered with the InterNIC have records in the database.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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