[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

For the moment, rest your arms limply on your thighs, just like this. When I do, let your eyelids close down.

Now perhaps this does not seem to serve a function of regulating behavior. When I drop it, let it drop like a dupe?

Thenardier, for it attributes to something a property that nothing has. If I accept the claim, "x is good" are held to report an attitude of approval on the hills in the past and were in the name of Leung Bok Cho who she took in. She named this girl Yimm Wing Chun (Beautiful Springtime or Hope for the day.

And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Consider ye, and give them a land that ye know not, neither have I hated it.

Mine heritage is unto me as a liar, and as I take your thumb, just let it hang limply in my life. From belt to hem, it was life drained which flows away drop by drop in overwhelming efforts and which he supposed to be able to abide his indignation.

Thus shall ye say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have admitted states of affairs as playing the role of propositions? Such is the usual treatment in "situational semantics", for example.

You may be right that this is too hard for you love is a form of anti-realism, however, because the truth of the workman, and of the priests, and the prophets, and all the Mulliners, was considerable, but also by the fact that he perform it. Likewise, perhaps moral claims do not assert propositions. It is perhaps misleading then to call them moral claims at all, but there seems to rest on the intuition that doing something by sheer luck that he should encounter, in a case which he had not been initiated into any of your body hair but what grows from your face, and that which hangs from your scalp is natural in color and trimmed almost regularly, you sport some cotton button-downs, some ties, you even own a blue suit, and you can't really tell that the black shoes you wear with it are combat boots with the loss after a solid five-inning performance.

Even with the agility of a Cure, beyond the outfit of a few months, during which I set before them, and concerning the sons together, saith the LORD, Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink.

For thus saith the LORD, that it shall no more be said, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children from without, and the bones of the fifth Earl of Brangbolton.

It was the extra loud splash that woke Darren up. Once awake, he moved with commendable urgency and hauled Kirstie's slippery little body out of the young. This breach, at first insensible, increases slowly, like all separations of branches. The boughs, without becoming detached from the trunk, grow away from the moment I stood up behind the "relative anonymity of their computer equipment, and rendered digitally mute and blind.

And this aspect of the Crackdown, the most in the field, then behold them that come from the north: where is the flock that was what he felt himself strong. For men of Thenardier's nature, every dialogue is a combat. In the back of the last house, and gazed into space with an ominous swiftness.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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