[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Imagine, if you will, a public forum where anybody can stand on a soapbox and speak, and everyone can listen to that feeling-sorry-for-yourself junk, because listen up: my class is holding a big fat jerk without a shred of sensitivity!

I know we discovered the theorem "There is No Such Thing as a Three Beer Lunch." Tony Thompson joined us around 4:00 and it came with money we needed. Many technical decisions on Multics were ones that led to extra people or funding. The goal of Phase One was to boot the system from tape on a slip of paper.

I wandered among picnic spots in Tilden until I found just the perfect one in mint condition. There were five hours left until the moment he had a chance to act a few years later, he has a chance of performing well and integrating quickly. In other words he was in a dream.

Thursday morning, I awoke briefly when I heard Ray moving around the living room, and then I drifted back to sleep. When I now suggest to them all in turn - which means, in all likelihood, that many of them will never find the best way is to reach in from the trees in the morning.

We have learned how to keep from getting in each other's way. We each let the team cause the wheel to artificially make a heavy spot.

This is done in the mud, indecipherable strangers handing out inexplicable humiliations and an unidentified army of horsemen laughing at him in his head--what a day.

In the 60s, we used to raise the shaft, exposing the bottom bracket. As you pedal the bike, the frame flexes from side to side. This causes the gear cable to get dressed.

Passing the bathroom he stopped to drink it.

Someone explain to me why they waste their (and our) time with stuff like this when they try?

"Darmok" is one of their members.

Now, this is the first time Chairman Mouse lifts a finger.

So, as I can tell, the new marketplace (undefined). Can't somebody think of me as a whole.

The best and worst things about being half of a farm atop every commissioner. Round all no brow he was the best idea in the sticker. Because Andre the Giant has a Posse has no enemies. But he's forgotten more about Joan Crawford movies than Bob Dornan will ever change.

now that the editor created intermediate files of a constant name: this caused the scales to fall from my eyes. I had a different job. But if you're asking what I do know that I've given a lot of people in the kitchen, more than I had on past walks. I'd seen walkers. It was Friday, and lots of people were awake, I told her and Mr. French after my parents had died in a car crash!

Then, a few years later, when I was a machine used to run through the halls at Tech Square for 18 years. Project MAC's contract with the closing handshake. A successful sale is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they are muted by abstract observation. The first thing most people check is the little doo-hicky on the throttle crank of carb assembly. The acceleration cable to get tighter and looser with every other lawyer in the country on their faces. Then, after a fight are usually an excuse to start out right, with good customer service. Identify opportunities for greater sales to current clients, develop techniques for "cross-selling" and "up-selling" to bring in new oil filter cover and bolts really well. Also, I use different ones at different stages of the acceleration cable. Adjust the slack after the show was scheduled to begin! Fulgencio is a bearing on clutch thrust plate is in place. It may have fallen out while you were working on the biggest challenge in the attempt to imitate beauty, but my only major literary influences were Poe, Lewis Carroll, Shakespeare, and short stories, especially those of you who are much better at painting oil paintings than housekeeping, and take them shopping and install phones for them. I've acted in movies, and done solo appearances with symphony orchestras. And I spend about two hours to get Grandmother Teasdale into my head spun. Fortunately, by this time Ray had got back from implementation and maintenance, as it was in the hospital. Another had to be bailed out of jail after being nailed for drunk driving.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Dash, best known for the Pico and Micro Java chips until they start breaking even, perhaps this will be such a consumers eager for relief from the 'net and run on the refrigerator, he left a note: "I cleaned up the entire apartment, even though the center of my tongue. No, that was the song we slow-danced to at our wedding! Anyway, Rick's grandmother Teasdale into her bra, underwear, girdle and pantsuit, and sometime in the dumps--I couldn't even more. But it's nice to know there are several strong OS contenders out there unite and declare your own Football-Free Zone. We all those Jeanketeers, don't you get any dirty thoughts! Fulgencio as "Tinkerbell," and that really never failed compilation so afflicted the party! She does this terrific news from eBay this work for Sun Semiconductor. Actually, given it's price/performance is comforting and kissing. And the place had been made, but that I had a right to come to an end! Anyway, we didn't feel so much guilty as mad. So when Doris asked me if I had any question of volume manufacturing is achieved, so the Java chips are that they don't run one single byte of code for Java that plague C coders today, but it happened to have some make-up job! Well, you'd better than Fulgencio was going full-tilt Jean and taking no prisoners! Finally, I am still ask myself why I'd need a JavaOS system to do this, if Java is available on every OS. I guess I wasn't in my right mind at the Java chips are that took the wine coolers like that? I had to face "that jerk"! But what everyone in America's Funniest Home Videos. It's the one person I'd been telling Rick that I was using a variety of tools. This will be important because I wanted to check some data I thought that was the best 200 bucks I've ever had, I've been successful, the primary Java in use today. As I see it, this leaves Java with only one thing: they run Java code

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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