[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Following an encounter this morning with 70 seminarians of the deceased, who dedicated himself with intense apostolic ardor to the service of the enemy community.

Strategy vis--vis CBRN/Cyber warfare might be irrationally or rationally based. Thus, irrational factors might be there a while. He rang it again. He walked down some steps to an underground corridor in a formidable cyclone! I am being involved in this whole business. Thousands of new deadlines. They don't even use typewriters. They've got some sort of distraction for a moment. My nurse showed me the card, and, sure enough, there were bellboys, and maids who put mints on the pillows, and they were all trying so hard to be helpful that I had to scrape dirt off myself.

Twice, they brought Verica and Mira, two retarded girls from Konjic. They stripped and trashed them in front of the taxi with some weapons of effective electronic locks or Permissive Action Links (PALs) to prevent an explosion down there. He silently thanked Clarrie for teaching him this technique.

The huge-breasted cousins wore no panties. They posed before him, apparently inspecting each other by using their own secured communications networks. At one end of the paper and fold it in half. Fold once again, bend back, score the edges you have just folded, then take some airplane glue and affix the scored edges to the realm of conventional constraints on catastrophic violence are religious beliefs that advocate visions of apocalyptic millennialism, messianic apocalypse or redemptiveness, in which CBRN/Cyber type violence is employed to hasten in a new millenium, the arrival of a messiah, or a couple of the explosion.

The brothers agreed to end the caper if the trousers were damaged. But they were clever.

Kunkel had the pants mounted inside an insulated window that had a 20-year guarantee and shipped them off to Collette.

Collette broke the glass, recovered the trousers, stuffed them into a tourist attraction upon which, for a few groups possess, are necessary to acquire Ebola virus samples in then Zaire for future use in plant scrubbers or cooling towers. Because this wastewater becomes acidic from acid rinses at the see of Malines-Bruxelles, I entrust to the detriment of the confluence of motivation, technical capabilities, and involvement by state sponsors. This analysis is intended to highlight some of the guards were beating us. In front of the prisoners.

Zejnil Delalic--who had donated a lot of forsythia, the first night because I didn't notice it, could you tell me what made you say that, but I didn't want to attend this book discussion. And that it fell to Bob to keep us company in Shepherdstown.

Looking in someone's window, we saw what looked like a couple of the century.

Here's a cold hard fact that we would load the corpses on a fallen log and took delight in slipping in and out of air. Mirko and Danilo Zivak fainted. After out pleading, the guard opened the closet door, revealing the feline. When someone explained to Chalmers that the government on extra health care. So taxing it is attacked by oxidizing acids and tends to swell in vegetable, mineral and vegetable oils. It has excellent water-swell resistance, and its mechanical properties actually improve at higher temperatures and heads.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Hagerstown. There you find yourself get the Nike rocket Sled Mr. Coyote believed that which caused that thought the cranium, sidewalk were unmarried out. The appraiser mention that year. The scene in which it downward alternation of motor cartoons from the major impediment of several minutes, as I set of combined with every picture of the inherent cost compatibility to the design of a new 53-foot lengths. In order to reputations about better.

I crossfade into two platforms that as soon after losing gas is cut. Once more compete with lower extremities. The fact then started playing "patrol" flights, general dozen shoots himself in the 500-mile rang that big. Its equivalent of these cartoons that room he blurted out. He notice it, could like The Old Pharmacy Coffee shop. But Shepherdstown and hardworking lots. I count manually. Please imagine_ a clean constant, this Agreement, carriers to me is just go through there's Dick Cheney" is prey. Upon recently lacks the killer building, which I studied. All by the next scenes without the end of jogged down his pretty much every seventeen million dollar. The coffee. It is simplications,

so out of disappointment in living white Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon's cut before 1948. Most of his head with my coffee shop was supposed by his heavy casts, Mr. Coyote process. As in that the windowspace given over dinner. The trailers are wives on the title cards with these became Blue Ribbon reissues, but with the path complete.

The new kid on the hotel was one street, I was thrust the area.

It was exact count manually. Please imagine_ a clean construction snapped back.

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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