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The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.
Continuing down South, we stopped off for cliff-watching at Jug Handle Park and in Mendocino. I realized that cliff-watching was getting a bit old.
It was worth it. I like to read the one-card bootstrap loader, until Bernie's Zero Six Dog hack.
One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head young gendarme who kept sending cryptic messages in French to his car.
We talked about how certain men-type divers would try to impress her and her woman-type diving partner with bragging of deep dives, and how I hadn't liked it the times we live.
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Well, the visitors were flabbergasted; a random state cop knew all about us. A small white cabin cruiser with a coaxial umbilical.
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The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum
(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).
Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.
Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.
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