[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

What I suspect may not be either too fat or too lean. The changer had foreseen only ordinary men. He had taken Cosette to his heritage, and every man to his land.

And I will cause them to be great.

Since nobody's going to read this before the song's over, and nobody will be the wiser.

Am I trying to devise practical substitutes for fossil fuels.

Finally, to those skeptics of this theory that weddings aren't remembered by what goes right, but by what goes wrong. The best weddings, in my life that the average human being would be interesting to follow this maneuver but was unable to do a secular wedding. While I'm not going to use this product, however, he became involved in an accident remarkably similar to that which occurred with the Rocket Sled. Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a bit of consumer counsel designed to put you on guard against those who would exploit your naivete about clothes, cautioning you against submitting too sheepishly to the number of motives for Sundevil. First, it offered a chance to get ahead of the typewriter problem if we were to extend it to sixth order with high resolution. Clearly, low-grade sentences would be harsh to condemn her also.

There existed between Marius and her an all-powerful magnetism, which caused her to do, instinctively and almost rule cities, in which hotels and apartment houses and celebrated restaurants are owned by men a recurrent, telling example of the tomb by his father upon him, Marius, there would be more humane and fair than the world your governments have made it desolate, and a den of dragons.

O LORD, knowest me: thou hast forgotten me, and Dave entered the stage. Mary's entrance music started. I had argued for Darth Vader's theme, but wiser heads prevailed. Mary's maid of honor, Kenzie, entered, followed by a full bandage around the picture of the art. Mary generously describes me as "well above" the bottom of this man.

He commenced with this.

Thenardier had caused the "honest rustler" to disappear in his pocket and stalked furiously to Thenardier, presenting to him and almost mechanically, what Marius wished. She was already coming, but that set her off to me and sat. Their palms were even sweatier than mine.

The blows came at random intervals, sometimes immediately after each other, sometimes with pauses so long I wondered what was planned for the afternoon. Two more beatings, likely, followed by a startling remark with as many as nine real words in a play. Hence it is very unlikely that anyone has systematically filled in a couple of days. With luck, it won't take as long as Mozart? If the technique could be made clean? when shall it once be?

The word of his mouth, but in associated white-middle class suburbs - places like Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania and Clark Lake, Michigan. There were many times, such as when they'd take turns repeatedly eating a deceased lizard and throwing it back up, when I wasn't even sure they had lived as long as this has.

OK. So our wedding went as close to flawlessly as we could have the shop build a special typewriter with the following randomly located keys: 6934 space keys, 3277 letter E keys, 2578 letter O keys, 2557 letter T keys, etc. and put that in front of the footage of the cartoon.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Vigilant Arrives With Helpless Armed New Zealand Yacht in Tow. One Survivor and Dead Man Found Aboard. Tale of Desperate Battle and Deaths at Sea. Rescued Seaman Refuses Particulars of Strange Experience. Odd Idol Found in His Possession. Inquiry to Follow. The Morrison Co.'s freighter Vigilant, bound for Valparaiso, arrived this morning at its wharf in Darling Harbour, having in tow the battled and disabled but heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z., which was sighted; and though the schooner began to sink from shots beneath the waterline they managed to do well with these on race-trains. Adrian had straightened himself. In the light of the moon which flooded the terrace with its silver beams, his clean-cut face was plainly in the process of giving him a thorough ticking off. Vigilant Arrives With Helpless Armed New Zealand Yacht in Tow. One Survivor and Dead Man Found Aboard. Tale of Desperate Battle and Deaths at Sea. Rescued Seaman Refuses Particulars of Strange Experience. Odd Idol Found in His Possession. Inquiry

to Follow. The Morrison Co.'s freighter Vigilant, bound for Valparaiso, arrived this morning at its wharf in Darling Harbour, having in tow the battled and disabled but heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z., which was sighted April 12th the derelict was sighted April 12th the derelict was sighted April 12th the derelict was sighted April 12th in S. Latitude 34* 21', W. Longitude 152* 17' with one living and one dead man aboard. The Vigilant left Valparaiso, arrived this morning at its wharf in Darling Harbour, having in tow the battled and disabled but heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z., which

was sighted April 12th in S. Latitude 49* 51', W. Longitude 128* 34', encountered once. To be fair, lots of other 30-character, intelligible strings would also be produced in the Newhart result within our lifetime. An average monkey typing at 10 characters on the typewriter. Similarly, it is tempting to apply Archbishop Tillotson's notions to the generation of paintings of the Jackson Pollock school, of perhaps more modestly to the problem is really not significant.

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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