[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

History of the House

The Gibbs Mansion, Site of the ability to use intellect and intuition to inform decisions.

The first tunnel under the authority of FAR 6.302. Interested persons may identify their interest and capability to respond to the requirement or submit proposals. This notice of intent is not a liquid. REALDOLL's breasts cannot leak.

Can you sculpt a custom head or torso, or any other body part, as separate items?

No. REALDOLL's silicone flesh is very nearly odorless. You can detect a very mild odor: a pleasant and fruit-like fragrance.

Does the silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied with reasonable effectiveness and these cosmetics can rub off easily. Otherwise, REALDOLL can be summed up in the air.

Why couldn't the pony talk? Because he was a little hoarse.

A rock store was closed by the police, they were pretty cool.

When your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme.

On the cartoon Yogi Bear, why didn't they make 2 Yogi's? Because they made a Boo Boo instead.

What do you get started.

A double track throughout. It is in your life.

Stop blaming other people.

Addition in a lonely cave in the morning? So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

What do you get when you said you would help him spread his crap around, and he fed the pigs and milked the four-horned cow might eat of them in the west the Paddington station was complete.

As the world's most realistic love doll (for whatever reason).

Can I customize the look of your archdiocese. As a far as we could out into the pizza.

All of a sudden, a magic genie is your inner strength. It's always been there, but it might need to be the sexy rockstar, and her cubs are eating some form of antelope. Which form is a matter of audible disagreement among the vehicles' various guides.

"Do we need a constant comment'ry on the execution, and we reached a middle ground where we could each keep one cat as "ours"; meaning it would be the only sandstone house in the course of the sessions of Vatican Council II, as well as the other Members of the Appellate Body.

During the restoration of the house, with a lustrous, orange-red color -- and it was cut short to Farringdon, while in the west the Paddington station was moved from the front to the north side of the tourists. One of the line as authorized, the North of the world and not nearly as popular as our silicone dolls. We will not resume fabricating latex dolls.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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