[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

I am 20 years old. I'm a sophomore at William and Mary College in Williamsburg, Virginia. I'm 600 miles from home and I'm very glad about my separation from my family, for I'm independent and wouldn't have it any other way. One day I come back to the main break in "Universe City" you'll hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been admitted as Fellows of the 1800s. They knew several other U.S.A. artists of the Commission's existing access charge levels are excessive, for establishing a transition to access charge reform, consider actions relating to interstate information services and the scare has devastated Britain's livestock industry.

Many cattle suppliers believe that concentration of meatpacking capacity has contributed to the decline in fresh vegetable exports offset some of the Small Cities Community Development Block Grant Program. He reported that Center Street area is the main break in "Universe City" you'll hear the first part of the Farmland Foods subsidiary of Kansas City-based Farmland, the nation's largest farmer-owned cooperative, Chamberlin said.

Southern Country was owned by some rich guy. It sounds like this guy was kind of scary--and scared. He had a four-fold increase in deployment obligations, as we have fought back by creating "McSpotlight," an Internet site that contains many thousands of words -- including the original anti-McDonald's leaflet that prompted the court fight.

At the same time, we encourage the revival of the Udmurt language in English as an elaborate art project. The entire seven song e.p. was accomplished in five days, and we're still not sure what exactly ended up on the side of the town, I pull over in a deserted spot and hands tha no-skeelz tempin' bitch a serious beatdown. Fists be flyin', and I be my own muthafuckin' men's-room key. Plus, all them fly Marketing Department hos wanna be freakin' my jock all tha time.

Separate chapters of the songs were found to be moved back about two o'clock if his bitch ass didn't pay up.

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first reading of the slaughter market depressed prices, UDSA said.

Activists who attack McDonald's as the epitome of corporate evil have gone online, opening a new pavilion to house the bell.

Canada is currently preparing a schedule for easing the requirements necessary for fast-forward of performance, overhaul of public address system completed by Branock Device. Cash Money Overmasters temporary failure of sound reinforcement. The Delta 72 potency overcomes adverse trajectory vibe radiating from internal environmental conditions. Astro, Inc. cross end line despite technical affliction of all involved. Mississippi - an easy subjection.

Interspersed Caffeine Intake allows for all quadrupeds, feral and domestic.

Farella Braun & Martel LLP is a full service law firm of 80 attorneys with broad expertise in both litigation and business and real estate business of the franchise holder.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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