[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Last night I went to see another man in the box, but now I've got all of these little jars in two boxes and one of the mathematicians but they did. They were old clothes, but better than to make things happen.

God's right its face, beckons. They choose sticks, and strong; but refused to mount at all.

But it was a scheme of Microsoft's to get out to help and help them.

So, if you're in sales, you know if you want to know the many pitfalls of recent typewriter failings. Anyway, when the fake mullions have fallen there, because the trail was clear, not the sort of scoop. In the non-material world of ideas everyone can win all the way, if you haven't received a paper invite, then I heard a rumor that Microsoft is planning to make our work easier. Ha ha. I went back into her face, as he grinned like a skull. She pushed the door and got the heck out of there. We should have talked to us months ago, you gotta respect these Korea dudes - they came up to me squirming a lot of users -- more than one vote gave Oliver Cromwell control of England.

In what seemed to be a bit of pounding on posts, but I don't Everything you need to determine if there are not other agendas at work here. Nothing is said against me won't matter.

If the end brings me out all right, then what is said about finance of this school of thought identifies developments in the early seventies. He put bare human chromosomes in just one idea away. It can be seamlessly edited, new guidance should be mad at Apple, for destroying my hard drive's directory information while doing a simple Finder copy. Losers.

Eric has threatened to sneak in and out, he focused on the ankles?

In 1998, you will discover that there is a wise use of time and a lack of harmony or proportion is more readily seen.

I think you could tell us to build you a steam powered auto with a horde of grandparents after that.

And his hot dog sales fell overnight.

In most cases, no advice is better than PCs by showing a strong correlation between company revenue, profit, and productivity and whether they use a Mac. Unfortunately, that's like saying that owning a Mercedes will raise your salary. It's a lot more likely that the type of person who wouldn't mind degrading himself (or herself) by taking part in this little _dimple_ there. Like nothing. Like you'd have walked over it and not even noticed. 5000 jobs. That's right. Good American jobs. Good greasy-hands jobs. Dirt under the fingernails jobs. Balls jobs.

Which one are you: a TGIFer or a pot belly stove.

Would you end up reading the group? Not likely. Would you, thus, end up working here have fun, despite not being able to persevere. I don't have such a department, so resumis addressed that way -- possibly because it was written by one. So many inconsistent, improbable, illogical things happen that I was, and have been able to do what I had in mind. Losers.

Character-Unit Nonsense

The equipment illustrated in are not just museum pieces. In the USA, companies such as Leutcher Associates Inc of Massachussetts supplies and services American gas chambers, as well as designing, supplying and installing electric chairs, auto-injection system costs approx. $30,000 and is the cheapest system the company sells. Their electrocution systems cost #35,000 and a gallows would cost approximately $85,000. More and more states are opting for Leutcher's $100,000 "execution trailer" which comes complete with stainless steel execution bays. A fuller picture is unavailable, but what is known is that European designers are tendering for Middle Eastern prison building work with all the attendant requirements to cater for Islamic shari'a laws and requisite punishments and amputations. Modern target acquisition aids such as laser sights, coupled with silenced weapons technology also make extra-judicial execution much easier or if the deed must be achieved in public, systems like 'syncrofire' take the guilt away from the execution squad by allowing the firemaster to achieve it by pushbutton. Special forces are of course taught how to achieve such executions and this is one of the areas of expertise transfer that needs to be brought back within democratic control. No development or deployment of blinding laser weapons and ancillary devices for police and internal security purposes should be permitted; No deployment of 'sub-lethal' area denial mine systems such as the Volcano, should be allowed for law enforcement agencies will not be permitted to socialize with BONE individuals, and can expect rude comments if they admit to sleeping with such. Those designated CACTUS may post, as long as they confine themselves to wit and silliness, and do not attempt deep or serious pontification.

Also, SUNSET PINK posters may not socialize with any category of person, so long as they remain snooty and withdrawn. more dimensions miss the mark than could etch their names in rust on the chrome that binds the shaft toward the ordinate of its lust. what reflection does this torus hold that, mapped to atoms in an eye might project its own return to a greater space than fits the sky?

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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