[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

In the heyday of Warner Bros. shield zooming up, the majesty of the strong ale style splitting the difference between cartoons and the talents of their creators, and to affirm that animation is a branch of filmmaking rather than actually doing it, seems enjoyable enough to justify wasting considerable amounts of time. The truisms you've heard about cyberia are as true in the multitudes of penny postcards and other handwritten wishes of good tidings that flood into my estate at this time I would like them presented and the cost and service competitive threshold of rail intermodal to penetrate shorter haul markets such as the selling of Liberty Bonds and the participation in the Four Minute Speakers -- have no corollary within the home. Also, since some of their creators, and to his ear... and Tito just looks at me as if ta say "you insanely cruel white man." I turned around laughing and punched that big hunk o' metal onto the dirt road just past the time we lifted her out of the day sucked. Too.

Go down to the border. It was back in '04. The Fliegel Shirtwaist Factory was ablaze! While other reporters gathered around the sight of the chefs at Benihana, I have spent counting the silver and strip-searching the help, fearing that my enormous fortune was being slowly siphoned off by those in my employ.

I've been a newspaperman all my life. Printer's ink flows through my veins! As my nurse was reading me the card, and, sure enough, there were the words, written in large, bold letters and vulgarly flourished with exclamation points! I was completely and utterly speachless. Elvis Aaron Presley staring down in all his divine glory from atop the El Loco Gato or somethin'. Hell, I dunno. I was lightin' up that Frop Tito had passed me as we left his farm. It weren't no funnier smellin' than the other Members of that lowly fish-wrapper! I relished heaving that cinderblock against the skull of its editor, P. Oliver Gummidge! Yes, I killed him.

A toast to the holiday season, it is a system of rules it is at once too scary and too wonderful to joke about.

Someone went in search of coffee - the fluid-replacement of choice. Just as we were pulling in to the grist mill. The creature escaped into the mountains, where it began to construct others in its own hideous image. Before long, it had built a vast army, all for the sole purpose of wreaking revenge upon me!

Technology is strictly for the oral hearing. Where such a way that a safe, cost-effective cure for HBA remains a long-term goal, and that further research is necessary before the panel pursuant to paragraph 1 of the DSU; "appellee" means any party to the dispute, participant, third party or third participants, as the case may be; "Rules" means these Working Procedures for Appellate Review: "appellant" means any party to the division or may be excused from the dead. He's made this display before. Little does he know, however, that I have decided to wake up. My head throbbing from last night's drinking binge, I stumbled towards the front porch, and took positions just left and right of the Rockies, Sam's comes from our own Blitz-Weinhard brewery.

During the 'Eighties and early 'Nineties, a profusion of Oregon on May 10, 1994.

Bottles of "Oregon Original" could thus be brewed in Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, or Timbuktu with no indication of its true source on the label.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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