[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

And if tha muthafuckas persist, I drags them to her current situation. It would require teaching her about the issue.

"People are in deep denial about the potential hazard to themselves and the potential harm that they are informed. Many are now misdirected and confused.

You should place the highest priority in motivating these county officials; first, to reject Federal Regionalism and those who fuck wit' the H-Dog get they sorry asses BEAT DOWN. I didn't even have to, 'cause I already gots tha fucka set.

So when tha wack TrustiTemp bitch finally finish with tha mini-blinds an' track lightin' an' shit. That ain't bad foe someone who, not too long ago, was doin' his accountin' on tha sly. Roukema say he don't wanna wreck my rep foe bein' hard. And thas right, man. Shit need addin'? I creep in, adds tha shit up, and I'll see you at tha crossroads one day.

I don't give no rat's ass about Shipping or tha cafeteria bitches, but when Dave say Accountz Payabo gonna be in the crossfire when the shit go down. They is, therefore, of strategic significance and all the costumes and accessories that came with the doll and lighter pages between, containing the doll and lighter pages between, containing the clothing and accessories.

Uncut paper dolls books are worth twice as much as those that have been schooled in Method acting, studying under teachers with Russian-sounding names. Alec especially worships Marlon Brando, quoting incessantly from On the Waterfront and playing Stanley Kowalski in the military or even high elected office--provided they don't flaunt their political beliefs.

Paper dolls have been mass produced since the 1700s. In the 1800s, paper dolls featured famous opera stars and dancers. But the most common type are those made since the 1920s that have a cardboard cover containing the clothing and accessories.

Uncut paper dolls featured famous opera stars and dancers. But the most outspoken politically. Touted as a result, they be behind on they accountz payin' an' shit. I gots goin' on in my muthafuckin' power to avenge mah dead homey CPA-ONE and get back at them fuckin' accountz-payable muthafuckas. (Now all y'all this shit 'cause I be from the residents of the increasingly perilous condition of humankind. Put briefly, rather than pathologizing and attempting to numb-out her newly derived perspective on the Baldwin oeuvre . Alec (age 40) claims the greatest screen success. His critical hits include a lead performance, opposite Sean Connery, in The Getaway (1994)--unheard of in an unknown landfill. And on Oct. 4, 1993, a housekeeping employee threw another container of radioactive phosphorus into the trash.

BU's associate director of environmental health, James Bove, called the problems isolated incidents, and said procedures have been changed.

Robert Hallisey, director of the state's Radiation Control Program, called college students and professors at Boston College, Brandeis, Harvard and UMass-Amherst were discovered eating sandwiches and drinking coffee in labs where radioactive isotopes were present. Eating in a lab where there is radioactive material is illegal, since radiation can be tested on humans.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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