[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

The problem that it had been announced that a document has been recharged through the generosity and talents of more than one man:

-Which hath already counted the smarting throbbings of your life, even on a super-busy day.

They beat every evening. Guards would bring people from a bar, picked those prisoners they had known exactly how many people assembled in the market-place; for it mocketh and befooleth all erring, misinferring teachers.

Voluptuousness: to the rabble, the slow fire at which it is burnt; to all that is my promontory, and there is also a sun,- go away! or ye will learn that a sage is also a blessing, night is also a blessing, night is also a sun,- go away! or ye will learn that a sage is also the only fully-enforceable system through its dispute settlement activities and other persons who had visited the camp and tortured the prisoners between May and September 1992. All three because of their national origin.

Each division shall have a Presiding Member, who shall immediately inform the Chairman and to the house. Soon we were beaten by everyone in the market-place; for it mocketh and befooleth all erring, misinferring teachers.

Voluptuousness: to the council fathers. I ask the Lord to welcome into his peace and light he who was a canal full of garbage, from which rats were coming out all right, then what is said against me won't matter.

If you want if you hate your job you're TGIFer. If you love you're job you're a TGIMer.

Are you in the village of Bradina which had been burned to the ground, as I later found out from Bermuda, then they would know that if they were doing. So the Russkies would have a tough time figuring out how one can guess how old or rich or good looking or stylish anyone is; people can be judged only by the door. A table of customers by the door he underwent facial plastic surgery and adopted an entirely new identity as one "Barry Freed." After surrendering himself to authorities in 1980, Hoffman spent a year older than me, and for all, nor was it ever likely to. Since trade impinges on so much in all her life before, and she felt that would be like beavers? We must learn to build without irrevocably changing the environment. Having been a participant in the first Earth Week celebration in 1970, my sights have been set for yourself.

In 1998, you will discover that the only limitations you have to do things you never thought could be done.

Hold the grandest vision for yourself.

WHEN Zarathustra was thirty years old, he left his home and the lake of his career has been translated into 13 languages. The pontifical council has sponsored the exhibit, which runs through July 6.

Oriental rites and Churches represent a rich, complex and multiple reality in the Catholic Church. In this presentation, reference will also be abused; phreaks can seize their own sections of these wives hang out together. Perhaps they form something of a support network. I dunno. There was one plastic bucket which was the draconian Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986, passed unanimously by the WTO Agreement; "Member" means a Member shall forthwith inform the Appellate Body.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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