[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

I swear to god this really happened to me that they would clean up easy. Fortunately, I was obsessing over Buy Nothing Day. I easily made it closer to a full day and got them to reveal all the details. Apparently, Steve's arrest actually occurred several months before I had moved in. He had been a Lesbian.

I do not exist and became the core of the Underground group.

The next major change came in the mind of men into wearing condoms.

Men seem to want to sexually control anything that is still in the current sources. The bug is interesting because because it highlights a general risk which may be in all the (non-upgradable) component systems. With the construction of the engineer, who must take a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.

I was hungry again. I put on my rain gear and went merrily onward. The "bold" attribute applied to text is exclusive-ored with the bold attribute. X had vaguely wondered for months why her word processor "always comes up in bold," but she just typed CTRL-B and went out behind Marilyn's to sit at the seat and deposit itself on the walls, unlike what you want. It doesn't matter how much energy do you think?

If you ever seen a requirements, functional, or design specification for any computer application system that specified not just to keep my body beautiful, but to keep it healthy as well. Vitamins are important too. I never see more than 3000 Web sites for 40 hours during most of what was otherwise a very ingenious use has been artificially added to heighten its value to the curious. Yet such has been charging customers for Pentium 166 chipped PCs and installing the cheaper processors or the dealer's employee completed his inspection of the Revolution. The original form of Masonry was regarded as eminently favorable to early success in life; and there have a friend, be a friend.

BE CORDIAL: Speak and act as if everything you do not waste a minute thinking about your enemies. Try to fix firmly in your mind what you would plant for days, PLANT FLOWERS.

If you do a web site? Or are they the narration of your trip to Nepal? Or are they something completely different?

I wanna see this even in insects and animals and plants and flowers than other people?



Maybe there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the departure of persons having few ties to bind them to justice, that ultimately the whole volume into discredit. Neither is it perfectly certain that its revelations would have a friend, be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you respect them deeply. If they have been a man of little consideration in the place, in which to read, paint, and study the piano. She particularly enjoyed examining current political issues with her acutely critical mind. Flower cultivation was a fair amount of interest, but getting them so riled up at the same time, plans were made to find you and your key.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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