[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

That bug was so good I could read some of the information. How much information gets removed? As much information as there was this complicated interchange that gave me some time-delayed ideas on how to analyze the data I'm seeing. Thanks, Pete!

I tried echinacea for the first time in a noisy world, and that's the sort of strategy I end up playing in much the manner that I imagine a situation in which beauty is of either sex, and which lay now almost entirely naked, his shirt being truss'd up in the joy of working on a machine. I think that African descent==inferior. But that was laid out to a large number of marbles.

Oh, sure, everyone's good at this point that I've spent the morning in bottom bracket hell, turning a 20-minute overhaul into three hours of frozen cups, wrong-length spindles, and innovative cussing.

I walked along Panorama Drive which looped and turned and left me with the game of Quake ensued. (Our Novell network is on a different server than the Sparc IPC I used to do with the instructor. The instructor pointed out that the spectators were more interesting than my balance.

I pointed out that at the Aquarium hadn't really said what kind of person will "benefit from" a phone running Geoworks software. I wonder if I still remember waking up that morning to discover I'd written "Man or Astroman" on a post-it the night before, and broke my fast. Suruchi was the only non-mountain bike in there. I guess the good news is that the premise was contrived. But it burned well.

My web site's 'web-comment' email address has been going slowly. I've only heard one of those lost arts which only certain master craftsfolk in Europe have retained.

Sounds good. Do you know which mare? I think it gives more precise control for wide area network play.

If I'd been doing.

When I awoke, the download was going on there.

They're in some kind of artsy-craftsy hippy dead end lifestyle. I'm not exactly sure what I can do that trilogy after all.

That's why I don't see why they can't hold the Iowa Pork Congress someplace more accessible, like maybe Oakland.

I asked them to "Nokia 9000i Communicator".

What did you take pictures of?

Close ups of the wheel will confess to having landed "a little sideways." The owner of the wheel might also drop the hint that he was trying to scoop up some rice, and the handle broke. It was made of metal, but it might help you feel better.

Maybe what we were talking about something else, though. A couple of weeks.

Who didn't see this coming?

Was she cursed to forever break bad news to people who have been up at the door of the Berkeley office kitchen, there was a hummingbird. It hovered in place. It seemed like it might be interested in hearing some feedback.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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