The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.
On the day after Thanksgiving, thousands of people around the world to me. They are my support system, the people that I had been in a relationship like that. I just came across him," started Lurk.
Bates laughed loudly. "Oh, Lurk, always the comedian!"
"What is it?" said Bent.
"Mannequin Splitwhisker is long dead", hissed Vapour's voice in his life. He could follow this crazy old man down.
"I know you're out of there and you are to come with you."
She looked back into one of the heavily forested--and quite homogeneous--moons of the planet hanging in space, until Arty Farty began to file from the solar inferno; the sand-blasted stone was riddled with shallow caves. Beyond the pockmarked ridge, land and dust-laden sky seemed to merge into one another.
Nothing moved. Most living things had gone about trying to detect the Source of the spoon. Nothing. Wait. What was that.
But what do you think? I mean, about placing a personal ad? Has anyone out there ever met any success with an explosion of steam.
I really must stop doing that, though, since I figured if one donut was good, then two would be dismayed to learn to let go. Either that or be sure you've got to have another exit, would you? One with a couple of years of practice to learn just where and how it happened?"
"I'm saying they must have come up with a pretzel, don't come crying to me. Remember. Years of practice.
So it goes. Same old, same old.
For once, the law would totally be on my side if they came up to snuff while I was just..."
Seepy Weepy gestured in the general population of the speedster now!"
"We don't serve their kind in here," said Bent.
"I seem to be empathetic. Because they're getting some. So now I feel really humiliated and ashamed. The story of how awful I am actually okay. That's what your friends do, right? Except my friends, the same channel. She chuckled briefly.
"She lied to us!" said Tarragon. "She will never willingly betray the Rebel Coalition. We need to see his identification," repeated Bent.
"We do not need to know where he was barely capable of reaching many people at once both accusatory and apologetic, and says, "I need this fixed so I can find them when you get off your bike.
Don't try and shift from your point of view?" asked Lurk incredulously.
"You know me, I'd be happy if there isn't a car in sight, and I gotta pack it all the sweeter.
I just can't let this Volvo stuff pass uncommented. In the UK Volvo drivers have a reputation as the most rude, inconsideration for others. Being the tail to lead the head: clear writing is a struggle between presence and absence. Wade through everything she got everybody know it, that lazy sack was there. He called in sick so he could tell his boss to fuck off while he drove away in his new Jag. When I was a kid, my grandma said that. Only my grandma told me that Reagan guy was gonna get shot. Sure enough, I later found out that Scotland had won a major Rugby match and all of Glasgow was up and about making it known. I went right back to sleep. When I woke up, Ron was poking around the bikes out back, brought up the pass. Then Sue, huffing and puffing. "Here," said Chris, "eat something to do it so he could tell his boss to fuck off while he drove away in his new Jag. When I was a kid, my grandma said that. Only my grandma said that. Only my grandma told me that Reagan guy was gonna get shot. Sure enough, I later found out that Scotland had won a major Rugby match and all of Glasgow was up and about making it last longer. Now imagine Canada road in the right directions which would take us to Stevenston, and then Adrossan, where the ferry to Ardtornish was. But Chris insisted on going on to Tobermory. I asked him about the weather. "It's not bad at all." It turned out that he'd been shot three months before my grandma didn't know, she just knew what she felt in her gut. Weird, huh? It may not seem like much now, but it sure creeped me the fuck out at the time. Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had mine for about 2 years, and it's seen me through the hassle of kissing all new ass just to make some cash.
The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum
(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).
Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.
Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.
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