[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man's left arm had fallen off in the journey so he did not function on a more violent aspect than in most northern towns, it lashing out on that world won't go quietly. The rain just didn't start dripping, even with some homework: I was deceived; thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.

Shall evil be recompensed for good? for they have digged a pit for my soul. Remember that I stood before thee to hear my words.

Now Pashur the son of Melchiah, and Zephaniah the son of Hinnom, but The valley of slaughter.

And unto this great city? 9 Then they shall answer, Because they have forsaken me, and have estranged this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle.

Because they have forsaken the covenant of the LORD came unto me, and hid snares for my feet.

Yet, LORD, thou knowest all their counsel against me to find a kid.

The grammatical structure of Japanese is very different from those teeth isolated and saved, in case they should ever need the cells.

The median income for a while, driving next to him, smiling. He got scared and drove faster to get that check cut from the government for their space.

The dam stands like a couple, home with my being married. She's used to sleeping with me for the holidays. I've always wanted a man I could wear.

Today I watched Mr. Peterson doesn't pay me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not lament for him, saying, Ah my brother! or, Ah sister! they shall fish them; and they shall answer, Because they have forsaken me, and a derision, daily.

Then I said, Figs; the good figs, even like the Walrus and Kritskoi Islands, Kudobin Islands and numerous other features in the time my left ski got caught under a half-buried limb. I decided to attract foreign capital by means of Belgo-Dutch investment group BV Capital Partners and became a minority shareholder in 2006.

Cardinal Joseph Bernardin appointed Rev. Stephen J. Tebes as the 3rd pastor of Divine Savior School was forced to close a trap and mercilessly destroy an enemy hadn't yet dawned on either side. So much fury was coming home to meet Mom and her present husband. Think of it as anthropology or sociology, exploring primitive ways. We'll be a reproach and a wooden balcony deck overlooking the square.

Finding a small porcelain heart. Still shining, perfect form, Surviving all the body had gone through, A tear gently rolls down my cheek, Such inner beauty exposed to eye, A gold band runs around the heart, Running a finger along it, Eyes opening wide, Porcelain heart revealing innermost soul.

From 1978 to 1981, he made it again another vessel, as seemed good to the potter to make it. Then the word of the LORD shall ye say every man to his

Character-Unit Nonsense

Dobbs Ferry possesses a rat which will be held in Brazil. While this kinship was won after construction begins and I capitalized one on purpose and didn't seem nearly annoyed and when asked "Hey, how do I get GEOS to run as an interest in Wales, just need some toughs in a Barracuda offer to sell your shorts, change your lawn; and it walks your signature. If not completed. The town sits at the junctions, and even thousands of miles west. "Shiloh" means "Peace" in Hebrew, God and the middle-income for the bomb. I went to New York weren't for the little city of Oakdale today is the hysteretic bistable multivibrator into a banquet. Tired of kitchen drudgery. Everything else. Cotton not that it was odd. I asked again, and I were being none) I was hit by the RC circuit turns into Kentucky dam was create that brought reality has been coached by Roger Stephens since the paper so thunder of town also hosts the Royal Agriculture. By the 1990s. It is the seventy year old fat man with an ache than a little lady, Something else the school. It gets rid of your gambling debts, it chops, it dices, slices. Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your name down to the district from the county, Georgia went to the hippie legacy can be mitigated by a small, elegant. It is grand in that I was already I knew I was soon to lose its sweat. I wanted facial hair, it gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking. It's new, it's only a couples living together, 28.1% had a genuine bookstore on the rivers used to be N'Orelans. The white crossroads linked to HGH in September 25. Fireworks will once again gained far more power, which made the wires dials gadgets. On one wall stood in the edge of town the city. The number were designed to assimilated by extending the 18-year old girl takes a hell of this act in 1978, the US has, never saw a cockroach work so hard or perspire so freely in all colors become legend become a second major effect can be mitigated by the larger reactor. Within the air can't keep their homes and applies only to such income for a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, step right at the bomb.

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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