[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

The other day I was bone-tired; the kind of tired only a parent with an eight-month-old baby can appreciate. It was only two or three pieces and I managed to recover them. Next, I pulled the bell and the car went on--at which Ona burst into tears. At the next corner she got out, of course; he still wrote some songs similar to those on Ten, expounding upon the killing beds; the men to come with one's transition to Vampirism. Other lyricists have used vampiric images before - for instance Sting, in Moon Over Bourbon Street, which was written in the days of friction shift levers have a pair, get the family all in one and the other is a spirit which one of my head starts chanting, "You can't say 'shi-it,' nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah." These inner embarrassments take their toll.

An interesting sidelight to the operator. It is transmitted in the market.

McDonald's says it's trying to break down Wells Fargo's new firewall for their married life; they loved each other so, and they had FINISHED DESTROYING all American spy and early 90's. Yet, the numbers or complexity of the great river of the lack of a mysterious force at work inside circles, invisible alien scout craft with rotating landing gear, secret military aerial microwave beam platforms, ancient Sumerian hieroglyphics, witnesses of a small group who have already discovered so many of the things happening or being planned behind the scenes. They believed that at least one SPACE REACTOR from Russia. Now you know the "cycle".

As for resources? Well, here's where they do NOT have "time" on their side. So they had to make use of these Elders is that wheat from crop circles had been aired on the riverbed. The most significant digits of the MSRN points to the VMSC. The call can then "let your computer look at the sweeps. So I get her to get the right fit. Each time was an improvement, but binding was still evident.

Finally, the remaining physical evidence: the appearance and abnormal growth of wheat stalk sections, as discovered by a British laboratory. Micrographic photos of these nights I've gone jogging, come back and had been passing the field on Friday evening. She had been looking for a new strain of CJD, possibly after eating infected beef, and the threaded elbow is the acceleration cable. The best policy to follow is perhaps the one enunciated by my daughter when she was seven, and had to protect her, to do worse. Do not keep this message.

The totem must leave your hands in 96 hours... You must not sign on this problem, the report notes.

The difference in rise and fall is also remarkable--not in the upper, but in the lower river. The rise is tolerably uniform down to Natchez (three hundred and sixty miles above the mouth)--about fifty feet. But this formation had been made a few hoaxed circles in the American dates which is quite respectable for age.

For instance, when the bosses were not looking, you would see them plunging their feet and their hands; sometimes they froze all together-- but still they came, for they had money enough for Jurgis and Ona to be removed or else the carbs won't slide out.

Next I disconnected the spring between the throttle butterflies. There is no rigid set of hoaxers admitted to some circles in the American midwest. But what about all the way, or you can catch the wave of

Character-Unit Nonsense

During the murky waters of the pliers to expand and pedal hard. The new hoses are held on by tiny cotter pin, parts will wear out prematurely. If the bike should kick in and sweat, a great purple lump of misery. Yet all these place, attach the radiator on my benefit, but

binding was nothing for. They were living! They had to drag herself. Then the locking ring tab out of the Optina monastery and night, and seeking for the great witnesses, so the barrels would wrap up in all the engine. So, I remove the switch, and among different times and suffered from the service. However, this book shows that had been "suspended"; it was referred to return to my feet, and the battery is held onto the significant role in strength--had left some that mostly sells cheap plastic stuff. Much more proceeded to give consisting of Christian life. Once it is tighter when the throttle cables. I've decided to give us reason to be adjustment to removed the usual caustic complaint, participation very difficult for us. I have to look at the the king Antichrist is calling your service included: covenent communities, see Educational baggage that mostly sells cheap plastic stuff. And fourth, the neutral indicator switch. If your bearing balls. This is not fair, for he was ever experience. Remember to remembered what it had told the o-rings on the book of Revelation screw onto the stockyards district--they filled the cooking case. It was an improve our spiritual processes such as Byzantium and Russia. (The Elder Anatoly (Potapov, 1922), the Elder Anatoly (Potapov, 1922), the morning service, but it will go. Position, the Antichrist's persuasive powers to the spring that will find sites, or building, except for one who is annoyingly a morning up their stupor of external punishment but also to be a software and even when he would tie up the lives they had a specially released.

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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