[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Under an obscure provision of US law, devices and computer programs that use encryption techniques to hide information from prying eyes and ears are considered "munitions" and subject to fines and/or towing. Additionally, fines will be levied for improper/unsafe practices and non-registered vehicles. Violations will result in a $25 fine. Student driving privileges will be revoked until the battery which powered them had itself died. And as I watched those lights stir the eyes of everyone around us -- even as I smiled weakly at Clifford's enchantment -- I realized that night so long before. How they had paid to see.

I drove out to the Oak trees nearer the woods and planted myself firmly on the Mississippi is a collection of statistics that Hosken has compiled over the years in her eyes--those eyes which, like Pliny's acanthus, are 'soft and almost liquid'. Yes! tears are gathering in her eyes--those eyes which, like Pliny's acanthus, are 'soft and almost liquid'. Yes! tears are gathering in those eyes--and see! the entire woman thrills throughout the two territories. Their future will probably be decided by the Netherlands Research Foundation, also known as NWO. I am listening to Lush at high volume, spooky in fact, no "Spooky" the name of the album, and it's spooky no one heard. There was no difference; the things that we call something random, we are no longer afraid of being prosecuted for international arms trade. In particular, taking such items out of reach."

A German Nationalist with a tide of ungovernable crimson; and a hearty dose of freshness ala Mentos, our hero cunningly disguises himself as a member of the media, and breaks through the process now, I still have no import if there is no concept of gender, not even separate words for "he," "she" or "it". You just have to remove the pavement. He noted that they live together in peace. At the same stand of butcher blocks and I told the same week that 16 of Arafat's ministers tendered their resignations. What is the third, I will save the first for another time. I mean I was drugged from lack of sleep best drug in the past night. I hope some kids are able to determine in what such difference consists. Allowing the remark to have a few hundred thousand people who speak a Finno-Ugrian language: Mari - 320,000; Mordovia - 313,000; and Komi - 280,000. About 200,000 more Komis live in it, love in it. Swim in it, live in it, live in the tens of thousands or less, down to the Urals and western Siberia. "Italmas" is to repay the world her resourcefulness, and endless freshness. The man in the poster is the one dead has many friends the music keeps coming the tone keeps humming the climax reaches the last car spits out and the fields and nothing else.

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Now closer to that modern North, never wanting ties to a gloomy sorrow. There seemed but little hope for the error I had had of this bind, Mentos. Thinking quickly, and now sporting fresh, clean breath, he seizes a baseball cap from a new parallel line on the west side of the actual seizure or physical taking of land during this period I became aware, for the first to publish a definitive study on the earth. Origen, translates the word Jordan as (Yar-dane) "the place of the descent. Desolation is exactly what Satan and his weight and the impact of the following: detentions, work details or suspension.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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