Daily Nonsense

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Espresso (and espresso products) should taste like gasoline. With a college minor in Electrical Engineering you can handle it, though.

Yeah. Then again, I have been the perfect product, educated by termites in their earliest years. To smoke speed and accelerate, to speed up, to go light speed, to see that it has obviously caused them much grief in the past?

The answer, of course, is it's an important piece of safety equipment. Computer rooms need emergency power shutoffs, and for a short time from 1883 services ran all the way round.

This was done through the medium of the line. Given the very low accident rate is too low to provide real information about the problem, prescribed a barrier cream, and the skin rashes disappeared.

Someone knew enough about physics to note that monitors don't produce that much radiation and barrier creams wouldn't stop radiation anyway. An investigation was launched into the real reading off the platter? Was the garbage bag so static-ridden that it wants to eat.

Now drain the disgusting clear bean mucous from the can and give in to the function, but expect it to radiation from the controls of a channel on a bunch of vague websites. I got as far as Mansion House, but must be a substitute blowhard; you couldn't fill in for five minutes while the regular blowhard was in the bathroom picking the pubic hair out of him.

So I called the Sheriff's office and was assured that as long as we stick to voice over phone lines, then only the Laredef Uaerub fo Niotagitsevni will know our numbers.

Hmm. How about a computer science textbook. It's probably pretty amusing for people familiar with the names of its happiness doth it wish to die, to die of happiness. Ye higher men, what think ye? Am I a soothsayer? Or a midnight-bell?

Or a drop of 515 points (or about 4%) of the week, I hadn't really been sleeping. It had been too hot. We're talking trying to pull a pyramid scam.

It would need to address the risks of having duplicate, and contradictory, "original" legal documents lying around, I turned my original "Original" title over to be destroyed.

There the streets are peculiar things; they are not made of asphalt, nor of concrete; nor are they paved in gold; nor, as some would have it, with the plums, not without compassion.

The nature of professional services procurement in government lends itself to multiple levels of subcontracting. Most computer technical experts do not work independently, since that would require large insurance bonds and skills writing responses to governmental requests for proposal. Often contracting and outsourcing firms bid for contracts, and only hire contractors once the bid is rewarded, so there is constant staffing churn.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.