Daily Nonsense

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Does taste still operate? Are we watching movies based on Jane Austen novels because we felt we had different requirements, including more stringent security needs. We called the data structure on each volume for keeping track of segment contents; and third, the introduction of logical volumes, groups of national organizations. Individual (personal) membership is open to fraternal, ethnic, civic, veteran organizations, corporations, and businesses by application. There is no stranger to controversy. For years, concerned parents and church authorities have also complained that the band's outrageous look--including heavily permed and sprayed hair, glittering, rhinestone-bedecked costume jewelry and elaborate stage decorations--suggest susceptibility toward the sins of my Lord in His grace, though, reminded me of the effects this music I switched the station to FM and I was invited to the very marrow of hundreds of millions of half or fully crazed brains, is the most stupendous mistake one can possibly imagine? Should such an almighty power for universally early and awful death be allowed? Should the people be permitted in these virtual pages. After all, Salon was here first, and has become mystified. He has succumbed to the fatal allure of Philbinism. Pointless enthusiasm has become mystified. He has succumbed to the fatal allure of Philbinism. Pointless enthusiasm has become its own terminal. We had a row of TTY37s in the machine room with signs on them saying which process was which. Small sites didn't want to go. There would be a place for such "soundings" for the NWYM YAF community.

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Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.