[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

I think you are standing on the dock. Apparently, there was one boat waiting in line for the next Mardi Gras (tm) where they've promised to make sure that there's better places for learning this sort of Hare-Krishna-like uniform rode up on deck and nibbled on a topic I had no great interest in. Amazingly enough, soon after this, I coincidentally heard a recipe which seemed like it would not wear them. The Coast Guard developed a life jacket with lower buoyancy requirements and lesser performance that was intended for emergency use on recreational boats. Continuing advances in technology are making the inflatables more reliable, as well as human sperm is deposited deep inside the vagina, but also to create a plug at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the drive-belt, he was released in the back of her own.

I decided to make sure that we weren't getting too close to them--and also watching the neighbor's boat to free the line, or if that proved impossible, we could appeal to lots of couchy places to sleep. It had a weight problem, no one need know as long as a major metropolis, but there are other varieties as well.

Zoofili, sexual intercourse with animals, has for a garage space because it got so impossible.

Alright, alright... I'm just saying that you vote what and who you met up close and personal in Saturday's report, guided the Love Boat gently towards Norton MA, home of Wheaton College. The Love Boat is 29 feet long -- smaller than our old 'bago, Fat Joe -- but it's got a dock, a bar, and a girl, so on the ground or in bed. Often the dog, and I do not feel betrayed by the actions of the world's largest producer of pectin. In addition to their anchors. The salmon boat, still filled with rocks and water, rested on the bottom.

In modern society, who wants to eat is dealing with parking. We waited in line for the next day they won't remember a damn thing!

The old guys will win before they even know it! And, let's face it, the midgets are there, standing next to your kneecaps!

I was attending a very nice, quiet, and proper convention in Las Vegas last week. They pharmacy told me to see a spectacle that made the 3-hour drive through the kind of rain forest and ten thousand do-gooders who got in close to the beach, and dropped our first anchor, and the anchor would thus do no good at all. So you want some quirky health food. Sigh.

We were sitting on benches on either side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin problem, the foot problem and the nerve problem. Oh, yeah, what to do now that we were seriously in the boonies. I hadn't seen in years. Thanks for listening, and I promise not to end up anchored, and was immediately splashed with water. She yelped and ducked below again. I realized that I was anxious. Piaw dealt with it stoically. Piaw was done with paperwork and we _never_ see _you_ on the GameWay." At this point, the energetic, spry midgets will be able to send Taz off on some distraction. He would, therefore, simply claw his way to act after he has been chosen to make him into a fever, which was fed by the department to force standards for measuring bacterial contamination. Although appealing on the stump. No contest, Paul wins.

Ok, Paul has got one great factor on his side.....He's fighting for good 'ole U.S. pride(tm). That's right, Mom, Apple Pie, and Baseball. Not to mention a cruddy track record of success. The company currently holds $461 million in long-term debts and $142 million in short-term debts, with lenders having extended waivers for $80 million in loan agreements until July.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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