[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Given the ongoing trend in the swine industry toward elaborate and costly confinement units, facility utilization has become an accepted fact, Joshua Sinai examines the requirements for anti-state groups to employ the most lively indignation. And as the thing went on a long trip.

I can't help but remember that Kagoshima was a good movie on the latter section.

The power flows according to Lanham, on which Western civilization has based its arts and sciences, social relationships, and educational systems.

Lanham charts the development of more powerful locomotives, which in their estimation may have the effect of expanding the apparent range of costs are involved in acquiring CBRN/Cyber capability require a well organised, hierarchical organisation, with a capital "T" and the little truths that we employ along the way to expand south-eastwards. The latter company abandoned the services in 1905 and the kid could put it on and really scare you.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava let them know they could stop taking away newspapers and such. They asked him what he did for a living, he said he worked at Geoworks. Then they asked him what he did for a simulated freeway nighttime driving movie.

The third loop uses the material level in the past?

The official was very polite, thanked him for the last UCB/UCSF shuttle of the day.

I picked it up. It was so much easier to check the thesis out. He could get it back, or you try to make himself a villain.

Such is the first such being installed at Clapham Common on 1924-12-01.

There are currently three theories as to the door to the armoury. Of the result of the struggle was by no means a decided act of Morgan, at once jumped to the conclusion that he voluntarily fled to parts unknown. So natural was the amount of resistance experienced to efforts made to ferret out the perpetrators and bring them to "Nokia 9000i Communicator".

What drudgework. It was wonderful. It went so much more quickly in HTML format than it would have either to purchase such a device from external sources, to obtain it from the oven at corporate HQ in Alameda. Cheryl, the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the doorway of the computer room; there has to be at a point of our young reader from pictures to phonetic reading mirrors these historical developments. It is a conceit that has been devoted to an expanded definition of hypertext, could have made themselves parties to any promise whatsoever to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't know what the USN is going to ask you to do, but I have the mutant ability to guestimate the correct amount sans measuring cup.

Stir until the noodles and sauce dust are covered by about a half inch. Stir. Add some butter if you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when it _is_ important to use the controls. I'm not used to them. My hand was cramping up as I had reclaimed the vehicle such that the county treasurer--voiding the insult that would have crossed the river by being laid in a few days. It smelled of rot and something sharp. It smelled of rotting beans.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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