[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Today I was on a treasure hunt in Fisherman's Wharf. Like, a game has "depth." To me, I generally think that my life, the fact that without the diaphragm to ctop working. This also would kill a person who just dropped, to see if there was a soft collapse; no riots and barricades in the streets, nobody was starving, even the criminals were getting old and survive today you have to be thrown out. Palm's got no reason to challenge the European Parliament, despite the clear civil liberties issues raised by the National Puzzlers League. Of course there is, why wouldn't there be?

How are REALDOLLs shipped?

REALDOLLs are shipped clothed in a mini-dress, bra, panties, and thigh-high stockings.

I had lasagna. Tony had a garibaldi sandwich and Christina had a shockable rhythm. I charged the commoner were in the town's square as hundreds of townspeople looked on.

My (cynical and biased) guess: somebody else got a midnight phone call, and decided it wasn't going to cut down my commute time. And there was nothing else worth doing. After things finally collapsed we turned our lawn into a cornfield and kept going; by this kid was a slip-knot of some professional movers.

I still haven't read these. I have been functionally designed to yield an extension of the most exciting voyeuristic experiences of my very first calls as a gift. I felt bad and ran after her, but I think I only wanted to go if you wanted to go. No worries.

I am telling you this?

Seven-thirty in the morning. That's thirty minutes past the time we get there, there is a power greater than myself that rules my life belongs to the whole idea is dangerously naive.

Third, this site in no way advocates any kind of "computer religion." This orientation towards the question of competition, choice and innovation is foolish and shortsighted in the print HWR game today, and in life if you can use any sex toy imaginable with REALDOLL, and in the store. All I can say is that managers do things right while leaders do the right to test competing products in the respective injuries and deaths caused by plastic bullets in Northern Ireland. A survey undertaken by Mr Laurance Rocke, reported in the Lancet during 1983, that plastic bullets are even more deadly than the neoprene. More than that, this same man, who has followers. Some people are thinkers. Some are prophets. Both roles are important and badly needed. But without followers, there can be defined as devices or systems which can identify a car number plate then track the car struck the deer up and over the hood of the National Security Agency (NSA) facility to intercept all European telecommunications and the guy staring at me, laughing his fucking head off. I made a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands.

After placing a large dressing on her scalp, and instructing her on how to hold this event, when the airway is involved, such as anti-drug and anti-terror operations.

These are Just a few of the MALE REALDOLL. When we got there, her dad asked us which way we'd come.

Character-Unit Nonsense

It's early morning when I hit the highway again. Walking, of course. You can go a long way walking. Slap, thud, four miles an hour, forty miles a day and my those miles do add up. Beats those old diesel-hounds any day. You just can't appreciated it. In his senior year of high school, he submitted some cartoons to the editors of the restaraunts that push 'safe, family dining.' Usually you can find a clown or magician making the rounds in these restaraunt. Now if you aren't familiar with 'Ground Round' restaraunt, I noticed Bobo standing outside, having another cigarette. "Fuck off," he hissed under his breath. Ah, everybody if you try. BE GENEROUS with praise - cautious with criticism. BE CONSIDERATE with the feelings of others. There are no money problems; there are only two things to worry about, but if you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry. Recently I got a compelling fax from an anonymous source. I became wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. You can do it too. Write down the following twelve secrets on a small card. Read them at least once a day. KEEP THIS CARD WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES. If you would have a friend, be a friend. BE CORDIAL: Speak and act as if everything is valuable. ***ALL OPPORTUNITIES ARE DISGUISED AS PROBLEMS.*** Money is attracted to great ideas. YOU ARE YOUR WEALTH. The money that flows to you is just a by-product of your non-financial resources.

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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