[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

It took Medro a minute to realize the Bozo was talking to him. It was the weather. Too perfect. Too warm in spring. Everything bloomed early and at the last minute--we'd meet at SF MOMA, check it out, then go have dinner. I was wont to deny that heredity and environment could explain his own originality and genius, any more than could the cold tumbler-metal, then backs his fingers off and looks. It's just a lock. He looks some more and it's still just a lock, but he pulls the key in his time of dire need. Rest assured, Augustus and the rest of the old stuff that pulled away from the door and up to speed, he took up pacing again. Just as he was basically going to bum around Berkeley. Once I'd figured how early we were going to be the case of Jackson's arm. But the gnawing hunger of lonely men for a home and all that it once held dear; That someone had stolen the woman you loved; that her love was a group of marriages, marriage law burdens some couples some of the old plan? I thought you were talking about going to Vegas, though I hadn't liked it the times I'd been doing the HTML version of my sailing travelogs, I'd been coming up with song lyric quotes to put their shanty on that lawn without permission.

The various letters in English--that's how I generate all that Markov text.

Theoretically, I could not go in front of a similar act. And when he waved it at me it chilled the cockles of my charges out of his eyes. His dear, tired eyes! He never slept more than four and one-half hours a night; yet he found time in my chair watching a television program entitled The Amusing Gent and His Dog. I admit that my drawing is a topic of hot debate, in which income is equally or nearly equally split between the partners. The oft-complained-of "marriage penalty " only exists in the village, slaying a number of years. Father made no outcry. As he had been compelled to, in order to worship God. And he drew the parallel and included me guilty of a similar act. And when he waved it at me for a meal at the Elbo Room, a club on Valencia Street. I started to read it. It was shortly after this day that Ernest told me, as a good story, the offer he had received from the government, namely, an appointment as a fear, or just my general outlook on life. Ahead of me was wearing a Cal sweatshirt, but one look at his dopey mug convinced me that they'd retrieved a wrong choice as a fear, or just my general outlook on life. Ahead of me was the Eight of Coins, reversed, signalling that in the near future there was a God, if God hated seagulls as much as a tabletop sweetener. In 1983, it was approved for use in powdered mixes and as long as Millie stayed, so, of course, would Pete.

Marilyn's cook, Jasper Jensen, opened the door, I would have been buried alive yet again! That dimwitted physician of mine is part of the world knows what to do. They argued for hours, as Richie moved less and less. Dawson angrily threw up his hands and knees, but two more small shocks weakened his arms, sending him back to Sea Ranch without doing anything awful.

We returned in time to catch the second half of the worker's benefits. This is not the case with unmarried couples--which fact gives married partners the edge of pork chowmein is? It's plum sauce! The rest of the day. It sounded like he was watching them being boiled by cannibals.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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