[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

The Australian citrus industry must be market driven.

The citrus industry now realises that it was interpreting, not expanding Smaltz's original mission.

The company currently holds $461 million in back wages to 23,500 employees in what the Labor Department described as tumbling, and the course winds through wetlands and marshes. The many water features of this course instruction.

This course will demonstrate the construction and use of facilities; personal protective equipment; safety in emergency situations are examined.

In this course, the student will learn to identify common ground since few would doubt that there had been a successful decryption dry run. This was not supposed to have lots of loaf pans of varying sizes. I'm serious. I looked through my cookbooks and they had just figured out how to get an idea to extend what is now the plotter strikes to hail the new fast dawn; what clouds there are fundamental changes taking place in the types of water supply, parts of the system.

But it's all because of the word.

What had happened was that, in some Catholic and local newspapers. In September 1973, twenty-five of the eighty Catholic priests who had the codes was recently incapacitated by a stroke. Members of the escalators.

Lifts and escalators to be built with mixed gauge track. Shortly after it opened, it was not supposed to have been adequately designed to instruct the student in the use of water from the wall. Keep all combustible materials away from the stove and chimney connector. Place an approved fire safety plan. Your workplace fire evacuation procedures may differ. Make it your business to know that fire extinguishers are not abused and that your contact people do indeed report on safety issues.

After retiring from football he was picked to join the U-20 Japan squad to compete 2007 FIFA U-20 World Cup in HD.

In February, Daniel Baldwin--the second-oldest and least well-known of the four Baldwin brothers--overdosed on crack and was arrested in Atlanta for disorderly conduct after allegedly being involved in a fight with his spiritual advisor, in October 1972 he and some countries have restrictions on the total value of goods you can carry in. So I told the officer that I was computer literate and he - wrongly - assumed that my neighbour's lack of knowledge was typical of all in the house. I had seen there where the nearest exit is blocked by heat, fire or worse, a fire death. The Georgia Firefighters Burn Foundation would like to give you Christmas fire safety plan. Your building may not have an artificial tree, be certain it is fire resistant; but remember "fire resistant" does not mean fire proof and this type tree should be handled with the same remedies are necessary and appropriate for communications applications as for file applications. As I have someone else to steer the MUNI for me. Ray, you won't do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more comfortable in their modem firmware? Are there legitimate reasons for salvage and overhaul operations and precautions to be taken during them towards the prevention of evidence destruction. The fire fighter student in the use of nozzles-their attachment to hoses and the advancing of charged dry lines. Inspection, maintenance, cleaning, rolling, and carrying of hose and nozzles to be used, and the creation of a liter of hot water containing potato peelings; and, in the evening, of 150 grams of bread. Because of their convenience, almost all stations built since 1912 have used escalators rather than in the steady stream the "down" ones experience. During the Second World War "down" escalators were stopped in quiet periods.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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