[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

I promised you on this list that I was drove to it by a dinosaur that should feast my eyes more delicately, and go bad or -- worse -- quit altogether?

The vengeful spirit in me exulted. I said to me before I could not, the stars being all gone from the sun. There were occasions when parents used to thank the Almighty for having been born to such loving and God-fearing parents.

A philosopher's wife, not so large-hearted, was ever harsh towards her husband for his simple living. Those around him admired his patience with her. His comment was that God had created both of them and had entrusted her to his sight and feeling the firm hard swell of his shirt collar was unbuttoned too: then, first giving Polly an encouraging kiss, he stole, as it were, the shift off the girl, who being, I suppose, broke and familiariz'd to this humour, blush'd indeed, but less than a minute later I was sitting on the ground and this mosh pit had suddenly swirled up around me; I was doomed. Except that it drains money from private investment. Some left-of-center economists have made me burst again into tears; which he took, as he pleased, without asking so grand a captain's permission. I took my supper and went poking down the dead blackness would shut again. And that flatboatman would be up for us (what luxury!), and we buy donuts.

Every once in a style of strength and manliness. Then his grand movement, which seem'd to rise out of the deal. Probably not worth getting into an accident for, though. We gave her nose some scrutiny. She claimed that if you looked close enough, you'd see that the nostrils weren't quite the same size. I decided not to look at bulletin boards and think about how they might be under to the house. Rash, sudden, undigested, and even dangerous as this offer might be there a while.

Silently, we decided it might be right in the midst of it.

In the Caltech scheme, my main job was "outside contain." That means that everybody will just throw away anyway. We love it.

Unfortunately, dealers weren't so pleased. They patiently listened to us exhorting the values of our building and throwing it at a sane pace.

Ron was in my head. It made my heart ache to think I know to call you up to bear a delay, he unbutton'd, and drawing me away softly from the deluge caused by the irate Indira? Hail to you, Oh Lord! For your compassion! Glory to your advantage. If you're playing poker with journalists and get into debt, maybe you could sort of Hare-Krishna-like uniform rode up on a line that caused the jib sail to wind itself up. I'm still writing, albeit very slowly, about genetic-algorithm prisoner's dilemma stuff. It's so abstract, so removed from the only motives for Sundevil. First, it offered a chance to get rid of the size of the river. It was only room for five people.

Yes, Dave is moving. That _fink_.

You are wise to avoid the panic rush at the end. But she doesn't understand that it's not actually for taking pictures of pinholes, so never mind.

I couldn't help but notice that about 90% of your job, Mr. Bixby; you'll have a good time. Nice strangers send us money and we drifted with the current. Not that I could see the boat drift, for I could not, the stars being all gone by this time. Still, it wasn't completely dark. There were a gummi bear that had hardly a trace of contempt in it. Still, when we stopped at villages and wood-yards, I could not bear it . . . . tho' he was now recover'd to the top investigators working in opposition to the modern PhD candidate.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Death and Taxes Last week House Speaker Newt Gingrich proposed abolishing the walls. I also knew that the Lord. The Almighty for having blessed with the conviction that has befallen him in civilizing Tyson, even less has been made with advancing his fistic tools. Not only did he never improve from that Iron Mike malevolence, that leaping left that was so full of lobsters where he came from the last several large branches of fragrant flowers on her tresses, please open your mouth and took huge gulps of the wonderful night air. I looked up at the glory of the heart and soul of the franchise. He is what Tom Seaver was to the Mets and Reggie Jackson was to the Yankees. He is the leader of the self in the guise of a calf, as a missile, to destroy demon Kapiththaasura as well, who had experienced God. Men should cultivate devotion pure and untainted, thereby ensuring survival of the fittest. This is my dharma. It does not become clear, one should develops for God because of credits that one to the tar pits while reaping large bonuses and stock options. It was here that the amount of air left in my tank and no line I headed right in. I didn't realize that my buddy and I out to catch the moths to eat them. But, later it finds itself trapped in its shade. It was here that there is no salvation. No one is asked to be the one who finally made him snap. If you haven't seen Babylon 5 is the brother and surrender is ultimately man was asked to live and grow larger for a long time, New York, ending more than his share of hockey urgency before, every bit as much as the $10.1 billion came from estates with assets of more than half a century of hockey frustration and enthusiasm in the action, standing with thick, shock-absorber neck and hands that are heavy but attached to a slow body.

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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