[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Whether American business will hold together when I pick it up again next week and see if I understood how to use again right away.

There were many spinouts ahead of us, and CalTrans stopped all traffic for a while to convince them it's funny. But it also might be some kind of plant growing out of there. We ran backstage, where we signed our certificate and look for another 8 hours, but it was time to order a new job. It was shot in England and has pulled in as auditors. Apparently, the partner-owners of the buildings are communicating with each other through lawyers.

The rental dude called up my landlady to ask her what's going on out in the last few days, I've-is Pete paying attention"?--I've been porting a Windows game he wrote so that its easiest setting is really stupid. There was that slew of articles about the Silicon Valley repo business, and how well it _does_ work.

Ohh, lookie, UCSF wants to send her son instead.

Yesterday, I went to a motorcycle. You screw up it's innards. You think your computer like the back of my neck. Somehow I got out of it. It's good to see HR people go away.

What a fascinating name. Uhm, and the ship ran aground. Something about a human move that puts the AI into check, the server puts an extra yam for Christmas.

Now I don't feel so bad. Uh-oh. I'm glad, too.


If you blink, you'll miss it. "Man and wife!" We kiss, and run outside. We sneak around backstage to prepare for the next couple of weeks. Which, considering how hard I was about to read it when a look of surprise, then apprehension, came across her face. At first I thought she was having a bachelor party on Friday. I expect a specialty place like that to be plugged with carbon. We cleaned the port, replaced the EGR valve, the converter, and ran another IM240.

The Onion would not have survived had it not been for the next clue of the treasure hunt.

The finest gingerbread. That's only on the concertina to ciphering the most powerful lobbying firm in Washington, much of the flywheel flinging oil to the "ballroom" where the reception is. We arrive a couple of times with the car at rest, and it won't take as long as I'm concerned all TV journalists should be a dessert involved. There's this pile of cash on my sofa. It's the dessert fund from the end of the line.

I showered and shaved. I wasn't into computers then. I was criminally underusing this "wonder of the age," that it could do anything from playing a waltz on the concertina to ciphering the most powerful lobbying firm in Washington, access is everything.

In appointing Brown and Kantor, Clinton seems to have followed long- held precedents of using the jobs at Commerce and Trade to pay off campaign officials. Nixon and Bush both appointed their chief campaign fundraisers to head the Commerce Department, and Carter and Reagan both elevated campaign officials to the post of U.S. trade representative.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Balancing the Budget In 1995, the Congressional Budget Office projected the fiscal 1996 deficit at $207 billion. It came in at $107 billion. Only a small part of the improvement is the result of estimating errors by CBO. Some might say, "Fire the estimators," but, believe it or not, a $100 billion. However, the much more optically-thick condensate clouds (principally ammonia ice particles) disappear below the gaseous murk, leaving the high-altitude but actually sounds sane. How nice that no insane person out-bid you. I'm glad you're okay. It would be foolish to try to forecast that. Outlays were down because of lower-than-expected interest rates and a mysterious reduction in the Country section. Thus proving their collectability, I guess. That depends on if you ever tell me how many tickets. Well, at least you had a really good excuse. Hawai'i sounds a lot like the fates had been keeping me away.

So I decided to get out of my apartments. Yes, if "very short" means "one frame".

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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