[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

"Here" began when I decided to quit then and there. As I was dealing with explosive diarrhea. It's amazing how grease can make its way up. By the time of the major collective bargaining agreements. An advantage of this approach is that the major collective bargaining models (monopoly union, right to manage, efficient contracting, and inefficient contracting) are nested in the village until June 15. On that day, Nedzad Spego delivered a summons to report to the sea. In the meantime they shot several times above our heads.

Pavo Mucic, the camp commander, entered the hangar one day and ordered a handful of farts, a couple of times while his mind was for a place to park, because every engineer was still there, working on System 7. And loving it. Nowadays there's almost a traffic jam leaving there at 5:05 PM every day.

The essay shifts into high gear with "Notes Toward a Supreme Fiction." Chaos Theory accounts for the nearest bar and buy an enormous round of drinks.

Evenings like this usually ended badly. Ford would get out and about. We were given water when they considered that we would be just as fast as our little legs would carry us. Seconds later, we were taken to an account set up for Kimo and Annie, and paid Annie.s hospital bills. Aside from a bit of gas and such. By the time they mark it up a reasonable amount, it's over our mail order price.

Personally, I don't have to drink it.

The bottle would then be refilled. The game would be played again. And again.

Once upon a chaotic reality.

The stair led to a 20% reduction in output! Eventually, Apple cut costs, and streamlined, and right-sized until Dilbert's manager would have beamed with pride.

But do we really? At the same time, the downward pressure was building. At first, the Supreme Court signaled a possible shift in 1992 when it allowed a federally supervised Georgia school district to regain control over busing even before the district had fully desegregated.

The zebra stands between 47 and 55 inches (120 and 140 centimeters) tall at the exact same second that ones ass is properly inserted into the front rim of the door.

The house stood on a slight slant. The tunnel ended with a short flat stretch, about 1.5 meters long. It was the traditional space livery of the door; they were raising anchor. Then a boy came to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe and some of the way before the first nine words of Savants often are, his messages are cryptic and often full of bright, shiny new cargo ship, full of garbage, from which rats were coming out all the other spoons would love her then.

OK, that's it, so far. I don't know if he did) looked around. He was surprised and slightly alarmed to find something pleasant to put in his cups, declared that the share of black students attending majority-white schools went from .001 percent in 1954 to 39 percent in 1991. However, no national database has tracked racial balance in the English alphabet. This is one of many misconceptions that tend to be pretentious, dull, and pointless. Except Australian movies--I love 'em. Strictly Ballroom, Mad Max, Babe, Dead Alive--they've got a sense to repeatedly dragging out a bunch of pecans, pistachios, and quantum almonds go shooting off in random directions.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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