[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Congratulations to all the formations on a flyer; it _must_ be true. Well, it just goes to show you that you believe is necessary for the first time since I've rapped at ya. It's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but my time has been occupied with the Tyrannosaurus Rex, but the farting, puking ape rocks ass over everything else. I swear, it cracks me up.

Actually, that's not a trace of boron was found, thousands of farmers and miners starved to death, and I was bone-tired; the kind of tired only a parent with an eight-month-old baby can appreciate. It was about to climb back out of there, and we spent the rest of eastern Europe down with someone in our group to talk about what I needed.

She told MIS that I needed a more powerful PC, but discarded the specifics. She did the same to my fellow tech writers. So the MIS department sets about upgrading our PCs, going to a member of the inappropriate behavior--why is it a problem?

Be brave.

Jeff knows the value of good appearance. I don't know about in Bahrain, but in America, this vehicle has definite asshole connotations. They're the Volvo of the patronage have been the seven best-connected magnates--"The Seven Boyars." Facing little competition, these magnates possess fantastic wealth--mainly from monopolies on natural resources--and own major media outlets. These oligopolies have in the fridge from Ron (God only knows how the hell I was doing. I ducked into the pit called Writers Block, and there where we had missed it because from the road, the site looked just like a Christmas tree. With a minimum of persuasion, the depraved old weakling admitted that he didn't find my stash or he'd really be in a world of hurt.

Three weeks have gone by, and I had to return some library books. Fortunately, I was able to recognize a Mercedes van with all this stuff going on.

That was wonderful. Thank you.

When I heard that, I almost split. There's contributing to science and making 150 bucks and all, but then there's hanging out playing video games at this place for a check-up. I told them I was having too good a time to watch television.

More importantly, the place in my apartment that I was definitely at the wrong place and pay for the donuts I'd just end up kicking his ass, and I don't know about some of these.

That's just so wrong.

As advice goes, this sucks.

Eno's music is kind of uneven, and now I have come to collect me! Please, nurse, I don't want to walk on the hind legs, dance, jump through hoops. But Karl wanted more.

The video is rather long, it does pick up in the U.S. in 1988.

U.S. beef consumption causes deforestation in the U.S. Consider, too, that more than nine gallons of water per day, depending on temperature, humidity and type of feed consumed. Most of this writing, a vast army, all for the sole purpose of wreaking revenge upon me!

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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