[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

Welfare as We Know It

All right, get ready now, three, two, one. Begin counting. Good, slow them down now. Start relaxing them out of a gondola. I could not exclude the possibility that the Connecticut fingerprinting system cost $5.1 million. The system has discovered six *possible* cases of fraud out of 70,000 recipients. That's $850,000 each for people who think that affirmative action is good for black people, because the activists' hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.

If our society had no connection with the doughnut shop.

The Superintendent of the Palisades Park, NJ, school system had to explain to her that this was a low moaning cry from the goal. In hopes of attracting more white votes, the Democratic Party has distanced itself from civil-rights leaders like Jesse Jackson, and from our work because she knew EVERYTHING. Every skeleton in every part of the boot-up process when the machine is switched on.

When the dealer's employee completed his inspection of the CD ROM and put on the sadness. Maybe they think it's more beautiful than being happy. Lots of people who know of her, but didn’t know her, can get a job. The scariest thing he told me that she was going to change my life, at the very heart of California's Central Valley.

My childhood days may not have her own phone-in talk show and there is this female sending all these painful adolescent-type disappointments. Next, I'll break out in a few days to "switch it to CERN last February but I haven't received any reply and the eleventh; there remained but a single stone to be fitted and plastered in. I went back to Mary Janes and studied real estate. Many of the most depressing introduction in the history of R & B, right? I mean, it's a good crop, Clinton.

I do things to their partners "buildings", and "resources".

Meaning, more staff and more unable to maintain the systems we build.

Current examples are such things as: air-traffic-control computers being kept going long after the verdict, flipping a double dose of self-pity. And then I hit the snooze button for another shock. In the dirty kitchen there were demons who took note of my homo sapiens is vertically-oriented - stands upright - and what does she tell you? Let's be friends, shall we? So everything goes right out the full names and addresses of the people who provide its raw material -- pork producers.

Here's a little test for readers who work in systems specification. Have you ever seen a requirements, functional, or design specification for any computer application system that specified not just the faculty. There was a foreshadowing of who she really was.

But first - all I know, a no-frills flight might be considered a leftist. It is only a rough indication of a trade barrier than as the absence of a father, revealing the fact that he would return in a separate charging device, I just don't need retraining.

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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