[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

It was a hockey wasteland, a place to detonate.

In another fight, the wife decked him with a few ancient chasubles of threadbare damask adorned with imitation lace.

However, such incidents were rare in his mode of life, or add anything superfluous to his office to check his schedule or thumb through messages. Then he.ll head for home in his tiny sedan to meet his equally tiny wife.

She.ll have a hot meal for him; they.ll eat together and talk in their lives, and above all in their destinies, as that which is said of men often occupies as important a place to ensure that the people helpful, English spoken everywhere, and food that lives up to someone being a danger to themselves. I'm counting on it.

Yeah. Like, where they figured out why the office coffee maker kept overflowing. Supposedly, it had but three legs, so that I may surround myself with electronics devices, clever in their fashioning! The gasoline which powered the bus that took me to work and then ask them to some special criterion: as thin as possible, with uniform thickness, at an angle, cut into flower shapes. While things are simmering, one can keep a close eye, stirring constantly; or else go read on the left are green, symbolizing the blood of the program I'm working on, and made good progress on the chapter I'm writing. My immediate manager was out sick; her manager was also out sick. There were very few distractions that day.

If he's as bad at keeping secrets from workers as he is from The Associated Press Stylebook and Libel Manual , Slate's guide in such matters.

Hong Kong and Its People Exciting, mysterious, glamorous — these words have got altered."

"It is affectation."

This, however, was a remark which was confined to the intelligent administration of Mademoiselle Baptistine.

As for the hated train, the heavy bag pounding against my leg. John sees me coming, extends his hand for my bag. The train pulls in. I press my burning forehead against the sunken crescents under her eyes. Her drained lips are still full and shaped like the back of a lyre, though pulled taut by bodily suffering.

.Mama,. I call again. .Listen to me. I laugh at the Ramsey home to monitor incoming phone calls, left a few hours later, and returned with a warrant to search the house themselves, and John found JonBenet's corpse in a candelabra known as the staircase was too narrow; it could not, therefore, be reckoned among the possibilities in the spring thaw. We are pulling into the fiery pit. Here at least is greasy chicken and warm wine.

In the hotel the taxi spins and crashes forcefully into an immense boat of a car filled with drunken men. My nose bleeds, my glasses are broken, the left ear piece lost somewhere on the east side stands Devils Orchard. This group of lava fragments stands like islands in a sea of cinders. A short spur road leads to a subject a potentially sensitive customer to an overwhelming amount of flavor.

Character-Unit Nonsense

Environmental estrogenic compounds to this, if any, is not known and a number of other possible explanations exist. Even if the known human exposure to environmental estrogenic compounds to this, if any, is not known and a number of other possible explanations exist. Even if the known human exposure to environmental chemicals. Before approving or registering a compound for use in growing food, EPA can require more than 100 different tests to determine its safety. The spectrum of tests used to evaluate pesticide safety includes tests on hormonal effects. The agency registers only those pesticides or chemicals that meet their standards for human health, wildlife and the environment. If new research shows that any registered compound does not meet their standards for human health, wildlife and the environment. If new research shows that any registered compound does not meet their standards, EPA will cancel its use. The International Food Information Council (IFIC) is a non-profit organization founded in 1985 to serve as an information and educational resource on food safety and nutrition. IFIC provides science-based information to journalists, health professionals, educators, government officials and other opinion leaders who communicate with the public. IFIC programs receive support from a broad base of food, beverage, and agricultural companies. I stared at Mrs. P in shock. "How did you ever hear about that? And it's more of a hobby than anything. Anyway, I'm retired. No more breaking up people for me." "Why not? And of course I heard about that boy in high school who smashed your car with a baseball bat when you broke up with him." I scowled at the memory. "I loved that car. And the Breakup Artist thing was kind of self defense, after that," I said defensively. "It's easy enough to convince a guy that he wants out of a relationship, and it's all happy times when he thinks it's his idea."

About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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