[The Daily Nonsense]

The nonsense which follows is a Markov Chain based upon patterns in some pieces of English text. Word-Unit Nonsense uses patterns about words that tend to follow one another. Character-Unit Nonsense uses letters.

Word-Unit Nonsense

It is said that wolves, which in former days were extremely numerous, sometimes went crazy, and bit every animal they met with, sometimes even coming into camps and biting dogs, horses, and people. Persons bitten by a mad wolf's bite.

Russians in Space

The Soviet Union put the rest of them must be received by February 13, 1997. Send your comments to isp@fcc.gov and tell them about this St Louis that served hot chocolate.

That's no good. I never thought much about this via the cardhouse.com web site, which has nothing to do with the Peet's, because they had stopped cheating, and walked. Er, ... a little bit pregnant? no such thing! But I got the insurance, and then fill in the application. Fill it in for Andre the Giant. Other people covered under this policy? My posse. I think we're supposed to go toward the sodium reversal potential, usually around +100 mV. Opening potassium channels pull it toward the Jews to the extent of permitting them to resume their plan for the reconstruction of the 600+ rooms, mine being one of the people he was with had had "an emotional experience" having something to do a reasonable amount of tracking regarding the disposition of (alleged) county property, leaving the hapless customer to prove that it is now, is to improve the effectiveness of mass mobilization in wartime. This turned out to be a personal, uncaused, beginningless, changeless, immaterial, timeless, spaceless, enormously powerful, and enormously intelligent being, which is God.

The Bundesautobahn 44 and Bundesautobahn 52 motorways join together within the municipal area of Willich. In the area there are five junctions.

As a result, the front desk couldn't just "write" new keys as guests checked in. The hotel started the process of re-keying all the locks in hotels also have a proposal to mitigate if not solve the problem of derailments, too: track maintenance. A partial explanation for the rise in problem derailments {actually, all derailments are a problem but not all derailments are a problem but not all derailments make CNN, which is what I am referring to} is the full operating range of acceptable horizontal and vertical refresh rates. Except for the leader's arrest. After the hostage exchange, talks continued but have been unsuccessful, while McLaren's rhetoric has grown increasingly apocalyptic.

Fear of repeating the deadly clash between federal agents and Branch Davidian cult members has deterred police from raiding the compound. Also, police take seriously McLaren's claim that he coordinated with militias throughout Texas, who will react violently in response to 9/11. I'm cynically suspecting that they had parked it in for Andre the Giant is dead. Any kind of giant application from him would be funny _except_ for health insurance.

Whoa, neat. Argh. The word on Show-Me's was just things from their

Character-Unit Nonsense

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About This Page

This page's text changes daily. Read it every day.

The algorithm is from a (1983/11) Scientific American article: "Computer Recreations: A progress report on the fine art of turning literature into drivel" by Brian Hayes. That article was inspired by Scientific and engineering problem-solving with the computer by William R. Bennett, Jr. Bennett traced discussion of randomly generated text to a 1927 statement by Sir Arthur Eddington:

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum

(the same quote which led to the Infinite-Monkey Theorem).

Disclaimer: The text above may contain fragments of copyrighted works; I use text from such works as fodder for figuring out the patterns used to generate the random text.

Pages of Interest: For custom-generated Markov Text, visit The Shannonizer. Jamie Zawinski Markovly scrambles his writings on demand, and provides source for his scrambler. There is at least one Computer-Generated Writing page, which contains links to various pages containing such Writing and programs to generate it. hahaha.org hosted this page before I had a website; they rule.

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