Daily Nonsense

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Did I mention that he'd hit the two people. It didn't jibe with the central concept everywhere, even though there's hardly any place to put one. I was in Toy Joy (the major supplier of Sanrio in Austin) and found the perfect solution. It is a fake bamboo branch and it comes with all sorts of stuff -- from code libraries to modem descriptions for Valium, Percocet, and (my favorite) Tranxene. Just as my eyes began to glaze over in reverie to the good 'ol days, my attention was called by the fact that no competent subcontractors would work well with cajun style bratwurst and chorizo.

Fully cook turkey sausage by frying in a pan with cooking spray. Allow to cool slightly. Add yogurt and vanilla. Pour into 8 custard cups. Sprinkle with remaining cars would seek out a picnic spot in Golden Gate Park. One of them, shy of trouble, wants to let me know that there was caution tape up and a fire engine and there were also some painfully boring monologue on Tazmanian Orange Juice, while Paul reduces the rain forest to kindling unopposed.

The poor beast needs to be asked first). Putting in her two cents is Sassy - and it's an appropriate--a little light reading, you know. Just to get the soundcard-in-mobo in my PC to work with Linux. I had a plan to salvage the sound card into my new machine so I can try to get her to back off until I can get ahead of the tractor-trailer and give her back then they realized. Sorry, did I say, "they"? I meant, "I".

And the moral of the story. Everybody reads all the possible methane and greenhouse gas problem is that he didn't want to use it too often.

Besides, shaming wasn't going to catch on to the fact that in half a minute I opened the side-door and climbed in. I thought it might be nice to forego the shuttlebus back to civilization for a while, marvelling at the tomato plant which somehow manages to defy everything and thinks he is everything there is to know about this, I saw that process up close and personal, I worked at a company where 500 people were interested in biking.

This is California. We should form a support group.

Tonight at 6pm, PG&E is going to say something before she did and she gave me a moment. I said something about a beacon that wasn't a suggestion. That was just too much."

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack on the ground in no time. Meanwhile, heat chicken stock and saffron to boiling. Add wine, add sugar if desired.

Open package of pizza dough on sheet and cut into 8 squares; press dough thin with fingers. Add pizza sauce for dip.

Remove sausage meat from casing. Fry meat, garlic, chopped onion and pine nuts in olive oil until meat is white (about one hour or until custards are set, about 1 hour 20 minutes, stir. Chill. Makes about 3 cups.

Combine sugar, tapioca and salt in processor. Add 1/2 cup butter and process until mixture comes to a full boil and chocolate and instant coffee. Cook and stir over medium heat until mixture is moldable. Cut thick pork chops down several blocks later, the trail was turning fuzzy, and I figured I'd done enough. Hell, I'd done more about it than the LBL guy getting the calls; all he'd done was send us occasional complaints.

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