Lawrence Hosken: Frivolity: Poetry

I didn't know that you wrote poetry

the Smiths

• The MegaBrööce Songbook
• Triple haiku from the point of view of an electronic Barbie doll
• Doggerel for the Mirror Project
• April is National Poetry Month
• Two Odes to Pho
• A Japanese Couplet:
  Osaka-ben
  Wakarahen.
• An Unpleasant Poem involving puking, shitting, and Sherlock Holmes
• Theme Song of the Knights of the Small Round Table
• A Wedding Sonnet
• Multiple Works about Yuban and Hayward, California
• Ode to Perl:
  My script, my script, my script is done
  And now to write another one.
• Unknowing Variation on a theme by Waits
• Painful Variation on a theme by Williams
• Contribution to a haiku slashdot thread criticizing the poor Latin in an article about an anti-spam product:
  Spam delenda est.
  Omni haiku divisi
  sunt in partes tres.
• Poem About Marfan Syndrome:
  My heart, my heart, my heart, my heart;
  Will it tear it-self a-part?
• Zip, a poem which doesn't rhyme.
• A Spenserian stanza about a domestic event.