: New: Cyber-F-22

Sometime the past few years, the prefix "cyber-" changed meaning. It used to mean "high-tech". But lately, it's meant "I am trying to sell some poorly-thought-out computer crap to the USA government." If you're reading about some new computer security product and it makes no sense, it's probably a "cyber" product. You think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not.

Lately, the senate's been nosing around a plan to give the USA president a "kill switch" for the world internet. Because, y'know,that worked out so well for Mubarak. It's a pretty terrible idea, both from a "is it possible" point of view and a "why on earth would you want to do that?!?" point of view. (Non-computer people who are thinking "Gee, I don't know from computer security. Can I belive Larry when he calls this a boondoggle?", you can believe: Lieberman's a sponsor.) How do they try to justify it?

"We cannot afford to wait for a cyber 9/11 before our government finally realizes the importance of protecting our digital resources."
Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine)

If you read that and thought "wait, what would a 'cyber 9/11' be?" that's because Collins doesn't know either.

Fortunately, not everyone in the USA government is such a dummy. Howard Schmidt gave a speech at the recent RSA conference and pointed out the waste of spending on "cyber-war" efforts. "Cyber-war is a terrible metaphor." He pointed out that the defense department would like to train up "cyber-warriors"... for no purpose that makes sense to anyone who actually, you know, uses computers. Yet if you follow a few computer security blogs, you will keep bumping into these "cyber-warriors" and "cyber-this" and "cyber-that"...

What, you ask, is Howard Schmidt's position? He's the White House Cybersecurity Coordinator. Yep, that's his title. So that tells you something about the people he's working with.

lcamtuf says it better than I can.

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