Awkward Meals: Celestine Sausage

Excerpt from mail sent... uhm, while I was working at Geoworks

So during yesterday's company meeting, I sat in ChrisB's cube and read the first half of The Celestine Prophecy, a novel in which the protagonist becomes enlightened by discovering certain Insights.

He is able to see his aura by holding out his hands with his index fingers extended, so that the tips of his index fingers touch. Then he pulls his fingertips about an inch away from one another and lets his eyes go out of focus. Then he sees his aura.

His aura looked like a smoky field of force.

When I went through the same series of steps, I saw something that looked like a hot dog suspended between my fingers. Then when I closed one eye, the hot dog disappeared. What does this say about my aura?

Dysfunctional Valentine

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