Have you met me over e-mail, but worry about picking me out of a crowd? Fear not. You can recognize me easily as long as you learn these...
|Twelve Warning Signs of Larry|
|Brown hair.||Mouth often in open, toothy grin. This grin has been described as being like that of a skull. Sorry about that.||Dark bags under the eyes, usually (thankfully) hidden behind thick spectacles.||Brownish-greenish eyes that change color depending on my mood behind spectacles whose lenses change colors depending on the ambient light level.|
|Scattered patches of beard stubble resulting from haphazard shaving technique.||A complexion which bespeaks many fine greasy meals at local eateries.|
|About 190 cm tall. I am tall for my age.||About 190 pounds. "Stocky" is a polite way of describing my physique. "Classic desk jockey" is somewhat less flattering.|
|Almost always wearing blue jeans. With coffee stains. It's coffee, I tell you!||Almost always dressed in a t-shirt with an unbuttoned button-down longsleeve shirt worn over it.||Almost always wearing a t-shirt. Often with a coffee stain or two in evidence.||Rarely wearing shoes when inside. If I'm inside the home or office and wearing shoes, I'm probably arriving or leaving.|
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