"What's your team name?"
"The Master Theorem."
"Oh, like the web site."
"Yeah, I help run the web site. So you play the Master Theorem?"
"Uhm... Well... No, not really."
But now I do! Or, at least, I solved one puzzle, anyhow. Hey, everybody's gotta start somewhere. Quick, go there now! Before they replace this puzzle with something harder!