By the time you finished playing the World Henchmen Organization game a couple of months back, most of the mysteries had been wrapped up. Which supervillain betrayed Big Boss. Who was Big Boss? Can the world be saved by anagramming? But not everything got tied up so neatly. In case you were still wondering "Hey, what did Team Bloody GoldFish Meat talk about in the van between puzzles?" now's your chance to find out: go read My Hench Life. Read it before your friends do. I was too lazy to revise it. So if you read it now and spot errors before anyone else points them out to me, you'll have a great opportunity to make fun of me.