Ever since that convention kerfuffle, I've been trying to remember this cold-war era movie quote:

Student Journalist: As your party's leading presidential candidate, you are a staunch advocate of nuclear proliferation. Does wanting more and bigger missiles stem from a penis envy of the Russians?
Norman Mart: No, son. That's primitive thinking. I will add, though, that I'll put my slab on the yardstick against Gorby any day.

–Tapeheads

For a movie that's very very eighties, parts of that movie really hold up.