Today in 2017 Congress-calling history: I spoke to a live human. Not a voicemail, not a web form, a human. June seemed like a nice lady. She totally didn't make fun of me for hesitating while I waited in vain for a recording to tell me that the mailbox was full.

[Update] And as I write this, I've talked with a SECOND live human, Abigail. Today is weird.