Date: Fri, 3 May 1996
One day, a lot of people wrote some poems, following an e-mail thread. Let's see how things unfolded, shall we?
From: Lauren Haughey-Fletcher I took 2 allergy pills about an hour ago. Now I am so high that the city of Hayward actually looks pretty, and this Yuban brand coffee tastes really yummy. lauren
From: William O'Neal Someone make a limerick out of this. Wil
From: Paul Du Bois sneeze louder than ron happy pills swim in stomach wow, yuban tastes good!
From: Jimmy Lefkowitz no no no no no no, that's a haiku that was not a limerick you fool get back to work you stupid jerk or I'll pour some yuban down your throat and put you on a train to hayward. jimmy
From: Lawrence Hosken Lauren (not a member of clergy) took pills for her allurrgy She grew quite woozy; About coffee not choosy; And soon changed her name to Sergei -Larry H.
From: David Loftesness Show Lauren the way to go home, She's tired and she needs to go to bed, She took an allergy pill about an hour ago And it went straight to her head. To Hayward she may roam, To cups of Yuban foam, This limerick sucks, O Savior of Ducks, So make your own damn sinusoidal po'm. dl
From: Lawrence Hosken There once was a woman named Lauren. Allergies she was abhorrin' To get rid of her ills, She swallowed some pills, and now her thoughts they are soarin'. -Larry H.
From: Lawrence Hosken Hayward (and ain't it a pity) Is quite an unsightly city. But with medication And hallucination. Hayward can be kind of pretty. -Larry "I'm not sure I can stop" H.
From: William O'Neal I feel personally responsible for this thread. And with the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church and Morgan and hereby end it. This thread started out quite crude. Wil's fault! They screamed what a dude! His boredom it thwarts The progress of Geoworks Let's all get to work before noon. Wil
From: Jennifer O'Neal > I took 2 allergy pills about an hour ago. > Now I am so high that the city of Hayward > actually looks pretty, and this Yuban brand > coffee tastes really yummy. do what you got to..
From: Lawrence Hosken Allergic? Do what you got to. Two pills will dispell the achoo. To clear up your sin- uses, wash them with brine, which really clears up the snot, too. -Larry H.
(The day before, I'd posted a sinusitus remedy that involved sucking saltwater in through the nose and spitting it out through the mouth. Eww!)
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