From the list of recent edits to Scala School, a tutorial for the Scala programming language, you might guess that puzzle nerds were trying to sneak in some easter eggs: You'd see a bunch of changes from JDOwens and me. When you see an edit log like that, it's natural to start looking over a document for embedded Morse or whatever. But we're not sneaking in easter eggs, I swear. I'm not, anyhow. I don't wanna maintain easter eggs.