It is March and the lovely EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "house".
Oh no! The USA clown President Trump lives in the White Hous—oh whoops SPOILER REDACTE—too late, you say? OK, The USA clown President Trump lives in the White House and nobody is happy about it. Even he would prefer to live in Florida, much to the dismay of Floridans. Welp, I guess I accidentally spoiler-ed the first item in this puzzle, so I can write it in. If you write in the other items, the circled letters should spell out where Trump can live after he's been deposed and exiled:
| Trump is a disgrace to this very place: | White Ⓗo u s e |
| Boston sluggers: | Red _◯_ |
| Rarity (If about once a year is rare, I guess): | Blue ◯_ _ _ |
| You can avoid this by faking bone spurs: | Purple _◯_ _ _ |
| ♫ I'll see you on the dark side of the moon ♫: | Pink _◯_ _ _ |
| Nice Olympics souvenir: | Gold _◯_ _ _ |
| ♫ Our friends are all aboard ♫: | Yellow ◯_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
| Shoreline home to Putin's Palace: | Black ◯_ _ |
Some hints, rot-13'd:
- Gehzc'f "obar fchef" xrcg uvz bhg bs HF zvyvgnel freivpr, fb ur jvyy arire rnea n checyr urneg.
- Gubfr zhfvpny byqvrf ner Cvax Syblq naq Lryybj Fhoznevar
- N oyhr zbba vf ener, vs ~naahny vf ener
Puzzle solution, rot-13'd:
juvgr / Ubhfr / Gehzc vf n qvftenpr gb guvf irel cynpr erq / fBk / Obfgba fyhttref oyhr / Zbba / Enevgl checyr / uRneg / Lbh pna nibvq guvf ol snxvat obar fchef cvax / sYblq / ♫ V'yy frr lbh ba gur qnex fvqr bs gur zbba ♫ tbyq / zRqny / Avpr Bylzcvpf fbhirave lryybj / Fhoznevar / ♫ Bhe sevraqf ner nyy nobneq ♫ oynpx / Frn / Fuberyvar ubzr gb Chgva'f Cnynpr
