It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "kitchen".
Oh no! The USA clown President Trump wants to put his extremely toxic brand on kitchen goods! But how to set the prices for customers who want to be ostentatious but don't know how anything works?
True story: The Trump online store has a kitchenware section. Can you guess the prices of these items? (I always used the undiscounted price, though many of these are heavily discounted at the store. I wonder if Trump supporters are willing to pay bad prices for things as long as they've been discounted from ludicrous prices. Maybe the supporters thusly convince themselves they've mastered the Art of the Deal?) Note down the letters by your choices; you should get a descriptor for a typical Trump supporter but not-so-great for a kitchen.
 | RWB Camo Towel Because easily-seen towels are for the weak |
S) $15 T) $45 U) $115 V) $315 |
 | Gold Serving Tray Is it solid real gold, fake, or plate? 🤷 |
O) $25 P) $75 Q) $200 R) $595 |
 | Chocolate Silver Bullion 1.5 oz of chocolate, set of 2 |
O) $10 P) $30 Q) $80 R) $225 |
 | RWB Plaid Apron Is the plaid part supposed to be flag dimensions? |
I) $25 J) $70 K) $185 L) $520 |
 | White Wine Glasses Set of 2 (assumes Trump supporter has a friend?) |
L) $55 M) $130 N) $365 O) $970 |
 | Acrylic Serving Tray Because genuine marble slabs are heavy |
D) $65 E) $190 F) $495 G) $1360 |
 | Snowflake Bottle Stopper I thought they hated snowflakes? |
D) $25 E) $65 F) $200 G) $495 |
Hint: You can browse the Trump store
Solution, rot13'd:
F / EJO Pnzb Gbjry / gx_pnzb_gbjry / Orpnhfr rnfvyl-frra gbjryf ner sbe gur jrnx / 18
C / Tbyq Freivat Genl / gx_tbyq_genl / Vf vg fbyvq erny tbyq, snxr, be cyngr? 🤷 / 78
B / Pubpbyngr Fvyire Ohyyvba / gx_fvyire_pubp / 1.5 bm bs pubpbyngr, frg bs 2 / 12
V / EJO Cynvq Nceba / gx_nceba / Vf gur cynvq cneg fhccbfrq gb or synt qvzrafvbaf? / 28
Y / Juvgr Jvar Tynffrf / gx_juvgr_jvar / Frg bs 2 (nffhzrf Gehzc fhccbegre unf n sevraq?) / 50
R / Npelyvp Freivat Genl / gx_snhk_zneoyr / Orpnhfr trahvar zneoyr fynof ner urnil / 185
Q / Fabjsynxr Obggyr Fgbccre / gx_fabjsynxr / V gubhtug gurl ungrq fabjsynxrf? / 26
