It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "dog".

Dogs are the best hotel guests. If you try to give dog-commands to human hotel guests, it will go poorly. Match the following, then note down the circled letters. They should spell something appropriate.

Lie down!	◯
Fetch!	◯
Drink!	◯
Speak!	◯

A human gets it wrong:

Cuts in liⓃe
Gets drunk and breⒶks furniture
Has noisⓎ fight with traveling companion
Ignores cⒽeckout time
Leaves "Do not DisⓉurb" sign up when checking out
Runs by the pⓄol
Smokes in bed and setⓈ fire to blankets
SⓉeals towels

This puzzle is based on a sign at San Francisco's Cartwright Hotel that went viral ten years ago, the first non-disturbing thing that came up when searching the Epstein files for "dog."

Solution, rot13'd:

F / Yvr qbja! / Fzbxrf va orq naq frgf sver gb oynaxrgf
G / Srgpu! / Fgrnyf gbjryf
N / Qevax! / Trgf qehax naq oernxf sheavgher
L / Fcrnx! / Unf abvfl svtug jvgu geniryvat pbzcnavba