It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "classic".

Oh no! The USA clown President Trump, who famously doesn't drink alcohol, put his name on a brand of Vodka! He doesn't drink because he blames alcohol for killing his brother, and yet he still wanted everybody else to dr… Sorry, I need a moment.

Here's a puzzle about beverages. Each clue below describes a long word like "classic." Each long word contains the name of a beverage like "lassi." Write words in blanks; when you're done, the circled letters in the beverage names should spell a beverage-adjacent-ish word. That beverage-adjacent-ish word contains a short word to describe Trump when he's so greedy that he takes money to put his name on a beverage he considers deadly. Note that when you form that short word, it's from the alcohol beverages.

🏛️ Like original Coca-Cola 🏛️	c l a s s i c	l aⓈs i
The S in ESPN	_ _ _ _ _ _	◯_ _ _
🚂 or motor	_ _ _ _ _ _	_◯_
Townsfolk	_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _	_ _◯_ _
___ Cage, Face/Off costar	_ _ _ _ _ _ _	_◯_ _
Vapor rising from 🫖	_ _ _ _ _	◯_ _

Hints, rot13'd:

Nppbeqvat gb VZQO, Snpr/Bss vf gur zbivr Avpbynf Pntr vf orfg xabja sbe? Uhu.
Jung vs gubfr gbjafsbyx jrer fvatvat LZPN?
Gur ybat jbeqf ner fcbegf, ratvar, ivyyntref, avpbynf, naq fgrnz

Solution, rot13'd:

ynFfv / pynffvp / 🏛️ Yvxr bevtvany Pbpn-Pbyn 🏛️
Cbeg / fcbegf / Gur F va RFCA
tVa / ratvar / 🚂 be zbgbe
ynTre / ivyyntref / Gbjafsbyx
pByn / avpbynf / ___ Pntr, Snpr/Bss pbfgne
Grn / fgrnz / Incbe evfvat sebz 🫖