It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "card".
Oh no! The USA clown President Trump said that rich foreigners can get expedited
U.S. residency if they pay $1 million but they have to
carry around a card with his face depicted on it:
The Trump Gold Card.
(The card also has a picture of The Statue of Liberty as in
"Give me your tired, your poor multimillionaires…")
He wants us to also offer the Trump Platinum card: for $5 million,
get U.S. residency but pay no tax on non-U.S. income.
Now I wonder what other programs he'd like to make.
| g Ⓞ l d | Foreign nationals who contribute $1 million can receive U.S. residency in weeks |
| p Ⓛ a t i n u m | $5 million gets you U.S. residency and pay no tax on non-U.S. income |
| _◯_ _ _ _ _ | $14 million gets you your own chip fab plant |
| _ _ _ _ _◯_ _ | $1 million extra if arriving on the Hindenberg (explodey) |
| ◯_ _ _ _ _ _ _ | $13 million gets you a selection of canned beers and sodas |
| _◯_ _ | $26 million keeps your clothes wrinkle-free |
| _ _◯_ _ _ | $28 million gets you a genuine U.S. coin |
| _◯_ _ _ _ _ _ | $17 million includes use of a guaranteed-disinfected swimming pool |
| _ _◯_ _ _ _ | $36 million surcharge for foreigners from explodey planets |
Hints, rot13'd:
- Rnpu pyhr pyhrf na ryrzrag. R.t., gur puvc sno vf nobhg fvyvpba
- Gur 13 zvyyvba, 14 zvyyvba, rgp zrna gung gur ngbzvp ahzore vf 13, 14, rgp
- Fhcrezna vf sebz cynarg Xelcgba
Solution, rot13'd:
tByq / Sbervta angvbanyf jub pbagevohgr $1 zvyyvba pna erprvir H.F. erfvqrapl va jrrxf cYngvahz / $5 zvyyvba trgf lbh H.F. erfvqrapl naq cnl ab gnk ba aba-H.F. vapbzr fVyvpba / $14 zvyyvba trgf lbh lbhe bja puvc sno cynag ulqebTra / $1 zvyyvba rkgen vs neevivat ba gur Uvaqraoret (rkcybqrl) Nyhzvahz / $13 zvyyvba trgf lbh n fryrpgvba bs pnaarq orref naq fbqnf vEba / $26 zvyyvba xrrcf lbhe pybgurf jevaxyr-serr avPxry / $28 zvyyvba trgf lbh n trahvar H.F. pbva pUybevar / $17 zvyyvba vapyhqrf hfr bs n thnenagrrq-qvfvasrpgrq fjvzzvat cbby xeLcgba / $36 zvyyvba fhepunetr sbe sbervtaref sebz rkcybqrl cynargf
