It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "moving".
Oh no! The USA clown President Trump bombed Iran with no plan and no objective! People sometimes complain about "moving the goalposts;" but if there are no goalposts, why not just move the whole playing field?
Here's a snippet from a post that went viral over the weekend:
Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards.
Given that, interpret the following to figure out what Trump was crying out for as balance from the Legislative Branch (or from an insider investor if you believe the conjecture from part of that newsletter I didn't quote):
_ Ceasefire with Iran now!
_ No boots on the ground!
_ Good news: We won, guys!
_ Ceasefire with Iran now!
_ No ceasefire!
_ _ _ _ _
Hints: rot13'd:
- Gur bevtvany dhbgr tbrf ba n ovg shegure, ohg V qvqa'g arrq nal gvzrf nsgre gjryir gjragl-fvk b'pybpx.
- Va gur dhbgr, ng 12:03 ur nfxf sbe prnfrsver jvgu Vena; ng 12:17 ur nfxrq sbe n prnfrsver (creuncf abg gvrq gb nal pbhagel). Guhf jura V jebgr "Prnfrsver jvgu Vena" V jnf gelvat gb cbvag ng guerr nsgre gjryir fcrpvsvpnyyl
- Fvapr p vf gur guveq yrggre bs gur nycunorg, jura V ersre gb gur 12:03 fgngrzrag, V zrna P
Solution, rot13'd:
Nccylvat gur flfgrz qrfpevorq va gur uvagf, jr trg purpx
