Lawrence Hosken: Self Aware: Quick Facts/FAQ

Name: Lawrence A. Hosken  [photo by Ray Choi]
Place of Residence: San Francisco
Nuclear Capability: None
Occupation: Software Engineer
Arrests, Outstanding Warrants: None
CPU Speed: 12
Date of Birth: Libra 1969
Country of Origin: San Francisco
Interests: Books, Computer science, History, Lunch
Blood Type: A+
Religious Affiliation: None
Special Abilities: +3 on Saving Throws vs. chocolate
Totem: Hello Kitty

Frequently Asked Questions

How tall are you?
6' 3" (about 190 cm)
Could you spell your last name, please?
H-O-S-K-E-N
What's your middle name?
Alastair.
Really? Alastair?
No.
What are you doing here? Let me guess: Is it lunch time?
Probably.
Paper or plastic?
Oh. Wait. I brought a bag. Hang on.
Are you a registered voter in this county?
Yes. No. Wait a minute--where am I?
What's the URL of your web page?
http://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/
Why are you a vegetarian?
If we were all vegetarians, the planet could sustain more people. Cows are boring. My friends are interesting. If getting rid of cows means I can have more friends, I'm for it.
Do you want the fries with that or the coleslaw?
Fries, please.

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